Author Topic: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh (Read 10904 times)

kizza1 · « **Reply #175 on:** June 16, 2015, 07:43:36 PM »

hes a pelican. flies in, makes alot of noise, Shits on everyone and f#$ks off
i dunno, your f#$king this cat im just holding its tail
were just mushrooms. (kept in the dark and fed bullShit)

kizza1 · « **Reply #176 on:** June 16, 2015, 07:48:12 PM »

double post

Hawk2014 · « **Reply #177 on:** August 02, 2015, 09:51:10 PM »

As rough as heshion undies

listo · « **Reply #178 on:** August 04, 2015, 07:13:11 PM »

He's so poor you can smell his sh*t through his ribs

He's so lazy, you have to squeeze his guts for him so he can fart

speewa158 · « **Reply #179 on:** August 04, 2015, 08:46:23 PM »

Wouldn't shout if he was bitten by a shark

champin · « **Reply #180 on:** August 12, 2015, 08:09:55 PM »

Gotta run around in the shower just to get wet
He's gotta stand in the same spot twice just to make a shadow

sparksy · « **Reply #181 on:** August 13, 2015, 08:53:15 PM »

So hungry could eat the tailgate out of a night cart.

Got a head like a boarding house pudding.

dales133 · « **Reply #182 on:** August 13, 2015, 08:55:55 PM »

As dodgey as a lesbian on heat at a fish market.

Axl · « **Reply #183 on:** August 13, 2015, 10:29:18 PM »

If a seagull had his/her brains it would still be a seagull.....

speewa158 · « **Reply #184 on:** August 14, 2015, 08:16:59 PM »

l feel like Pelican , Everywhere l look theres a massive great BILL in front of me

Fizzie · « **Reply #185 on:** August 21, 2015, 07:51:13 AM »

He's got deep pockets & short arms

It's a piece of p*** to a trained digger / piece of train to a p***ed digger

Fart sack (sleeping bag)

Couldn't drive a nail with a 6 pound hammer

This place looks like a Chinese brothel on a free night

Time to hit the frog'n toad

I'll have one for the bitumen / bitch o' mine

I'll get one for Justin (Case)

Wouldn't it f*** you up the a*** like a mongrel dog

He went for a s*** & a sniper got him

Not worth a pinch of pelican poop on a cold winter's morning

Long tall streak of misery / pelican poop

Couldn't organise a wheel to roll downhill

justice · « **Reply #186 on:** August 21, 2015, 09:56:43 AM »

If brains were ink you wouldn't have enough for a full stop

di008 · « **Reply #187 on:** September 01, 2015, 02:07:23 AM »

Happy as a poofter with 3 arseholes.
Head like a burnt thong

GeoffA · « **Reply #188 on:** September 01, 2015, 12:12:26 PM »

When they were handing out noses, he thought they said roses, and asked for a big red one.

When they were handing out brains, he thought they said trains, and missed his...

jwb · « **Reply #189 on:** September 01, 2015, 12:18:58 PM »

A Dingo's breakfast = A pi$$ & a good look around

Trailer Bloke · « **Reply #190 on:** September 10, 2015, 11:19:35 AM »

She bangs like a dunny door.
Lower than a snakes belly.
Go get me a left handed hammer.
Whinge whinge fkn whinge. (My favorite Mark "Chopper" Read quote)

tracker · « **Reply #191 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:54:51 AM »

There's more drama here than a bus load of drag queens going to a wig sale.. !!!!!!

Wazza999 · « **Reply #192 on:** November 13, 2015, 01:10:56 PM »

Couldn't organise a f### in a brothel.
Couldn't organise a pi$$ up in a brewery.
Couldn't find/fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Couldn't navigate a sh!thouse.
Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.
So lazy he thought manual labour was a Spanish tennis player.
nickname Asprin - slow working dope
A Nth Qld special:
So dopey he wouldn't know if it was nine o'clock in Julia Creek.
From the NT:
mobs and biggest mobs
ordering beer by the colour of the can - green=vb, white=carlton, yellow=xxxx, red=emu
bit of a bugger these days with all the boutique brewers!
One from Cairns of the 60's referring to speeding and two zealous local cops - If Bonner don't get you Zupp must.
There are also a whole bunch of racist ones I remember from my childhood that are very much best forgotten.

Rodt · « **Reply #193 on:** November 24, 2015, 02:48:02 PM »

Quote from: Wazza999 on November 13, 2015, 01:10:56 PM

A Nth Qld special:
So dopey he wouldn't know if it was nine o'clock in Julia Creek.

I don't get it

Wazza999 · « **Reply #194 on:** November 24, 2015, 04:48:21 PM »

Not sure I did either. Julia Creek is a little town on the Mt. Isa road, my assumption was it's the same time all over the state and you should know? I may have forgotten the exact expression exactly, it may be 10 o'clock and hence something to do with open pubs? It was an expression my father used and it's 30+ years too late to ask.

Rodt · « **Reply #195 on:** November 25, 2015, 07:01:12 AM »

No worries mate. I actually lived there for about 4 years back in the late 80s early 90s so was wondering if I was considered dopey

Your probably right with the pub reference as it wasn't too hard to tell when they had shut

Rod

Moggy · « **Reply #196 on:** November 28, 2015, 05:53:37 PM »

She was only the fishermans daughter.......
But she lay on the slab and said "fillet"

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scarpsD40 · « **Reply #197 on:** November 28, 2015, 06:28:01 PM »

Only driven to church on Sundays replaced by

as well maintained as D4D's D4D

Or as clean as fuji's cub CT

ronmac · « **Reply #198 on:** November 30, 2015, 12:27:25 PM »

Dunno about laughing, but when I asked the old man a question about anything, he would always reply, "Its a wigwam for a goose's bridle". cheers Ron.

Running A Muck · « **Reply #199 on:** December 07, 2015, 06:48:21 PM »

I've spent most of my money on women & booze, the rest I've just wasted

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Author Topic: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh (Read 10904 times)

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