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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #50 on: September 18, 2014, 07:11:47 AM »

Quote from: GeoffA on September 17, 2014, 09:32:22 PM
Not the full bottle...
A few handshakes short of a wedding...
A few sandwiches short of a picnic...
A few 'roos in the top paddock...
His lift doesn't go all the way to the top...
A can short of a six pack?
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #51 on: September 18, 2014, 07:22:04 AM »
Stone the flamen crows
Turn it up
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #52 on: September 18, 2014, 07:23:57 AM »
Couple bricks short of a pallet
as week as a boarding house pudding
give him some cement pills to harden up
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #53 on: September 18, 2014, 08:30:12 AM »
Knowing my luck, it'd be raining virgins, and I'd be swimming in the gutter with p00fters
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #54 on: September 18, 2014, 09:10:36 AM »
Uglier than a train smash.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #55 on: September 18, 2014, 10:20:12 AM »
You have as much chance as pushing butter up a porcupines @rse with a hot knitting needle on a sweltering day.

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Couldn't organise a root in a brothel with a fistful of $100's

You are as bright as the sun shining at midnight

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #56 on: September 18, 2014, 01:06:07 PM »
Sillier than a bum full of smarties.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #57 on: September 18, 2014, 04:17:23 PM »
My old man used to say about someone " He'd have to practice to be an idiot "
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #58 on: September 18, 2014, 04:31:26 PM »
Going to shake hands with the unemployed...
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #59 on: September 18, 2014, 04:36:54 PM »
crissed as a picket
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #60 on: September 18, 2014, 05:00:49 PM »
Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ar#e

Yeah, nah.....

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #61 on: September 18, 2014, 06:30:07 PM »
As popular as a wicker chair in a nudist camp  .
 Flat as a $hyt carters hat
Cold as a Mother inlaws kiss
A lazy wind that goes through you rather than round you
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #62 on: September 18, 2014, 07:22:24 PM »
Don't give him a beer he is stupid enough sober
More chins than a Chinese phone book
He's got two brain cells, they race around inside his head and when they collide, he farts
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #63 on: September 18, 2014, 07:44:33 PM »
As full as a fat ladies undies


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #64 on: September 18, 2014, 07:50:47 PM »
Quote from: smartyingreen on September 18, 2014, 05:00:49 PM
Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ar#e

My version is 'couldn't drive a greasy finger up a dogs ar$e' :)
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #65 on: September 18, 2014, 08:09:59 PM »
How about, "uglier than the south end of a north bound cow"
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #66 on: September 18, 2014, 08:22:24 PM »
No wucken furries mate
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #67 on: September 18, 2014, 09:39:08 PM »
Full as a state school port rack.
There we were, 3 against 30.
F#*k we gave those 3 a hiding.
 There we were halfway up the Owen Stanley ranges, 4 tons of icecream .........
and NO FKN cones
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #68 on: September 18, 2014, 09:47:00 PM »
Let the dog see the rabbit
There's a whale in the bay
Mad as a cut snake
Went like a cut cat
Has to move around in the shower to get wet
Takes no prisoners
Taking names and kicking arses
More sh¥t than a werribee duck
Not on an island with a bloke called Friday
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #69 on: September 18, 2014, 10:13:57 PM »
Quote from: robbo1172 on September 17, 2014, 07:44:39 PM
What do you think it is? Bushweek???
No, Forestfortnight!   :cheers:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #70 on: September 18, 2014, 11:26:06 PM »
He's got a head on him like a dropped pie.

If he donated his brain to science they'd be getting a new one cause he's never used it.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #71 on: September 19, 2014, 12:25:01 AM »
You might as well try pissing up a rope

Don't just stand there like a stale bottle of piss

It's like trying to poke Shit up a hill with a pointy stick

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #72 on: September 19, 2014, 03:22:24 AM »
Up sh!t creek in a barbed wire canoe and no paddle!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #73 on: September 19, 2014, 07:34:36 AM »
Tear them a new one...
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #74 on: September 19, 2014, 08:38:12 AM »
As rare as bat sh""t
flash as a rat with a gold tooth
tight as a fishes a"s hole
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