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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #150 on: November 06, 2014, 04:05:18 PM »
more of an acronym

whats the one word you would not say on a plane or at the airport hint starts with a " B "

whats the acronym for bureau of meteorology

ops i've made the mistake before lucky no one heard   (just going to check the B-- before hopping on the plane)

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #151 on: November 06, 2014, 07:35:49 PM »
Cold as a whitches tit.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #152 on: November 06, 2014, 07:41:56 PM »
Quote from: Green rv on November 06, 2014, 04:05:18 PM
more of an acronym

whats the one word you would not say on a plane or at the airport hint starts with a " B "

whats the acronym for bureau of meteorology

ops i've made the mistake before lucky no one heard   (just going to check the B-- before hopping on the plane)

 :D

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I believe the acronym that you are looking for is actually BOB and not BOM - saying bomb will probably get you in trouble too but.  I may be wrong here but I cannot think what the M of your version would stand for.

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #153 on: November 06, 2014, 07:45:52 PM »
Quote from: smartyingreen on November 06, 2014, 07:41:56 PM
I believe the acronym that you are looking for is actually BOB and not BOM - saying bomb will probably get you in trouble too but.  I may be wrong here but I cannot think what the M of your version would stand for.

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #154 on: November 06, 2014, 07:49:06 PM »
Quote from: Nomad on November 06, 2014, 07:45:52 PM
Meteorology.  :cheers:
I know that!
I'm referring to the acronym version for on the plane BOB = BOMB ON BOARD, trying to work out what his BOM is on the plane.

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #155 on: November 06, 2014, 08:24:58 PM »
Oh ok sorry !

I always thought BOB referred to the Best on Board lol.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #156 on: November 07, 2014, 07:40:28 AM »
no you got it all wrong BOB is an acronym for baby on board  >:D

i was talking to wife about the weather and wanted to check the bom before boarding the plane

seemed funny at the time


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #157 on: February 11, 2015, 06:28:21 AM »
As flat as a Shit Carters hat!

Me best China Plate!

As dry as a Dingo's arsehole!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #158 on: February 11, 2015, 10:19:27 AM »
Melts in your mouth like a lepers co*k

I'll be hornswaggled

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #159 on: March 12, 2015, 08:00:53 PM »

Full as a fat girls sock, Now I'm gunna f*%k in the direction of off.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #160 on: March 12, 2015, 08:29:11 PM »
Corny as a vegans turd...
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #161 on: March 13, 2015, 06:41:39 AM »
Busier than a mozzie in a nudist camp!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #162 on: March 13, 2015, 09:54:25 AM »
As black as the ace of spades !
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #163 on: March 13, 2015, 07:46:42 PM »
About a particularly attractive woman:

I'd crawl over broken glass just to listen to her piss in a tin cup over the phone.

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #164 on: March 13, 2015, 08:14:48 PM »
Went down quicker than a two buck hooker.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #165 on: March 13, 2015, 09:25:20 PM »
Haven't read the whole thing so sorry for repeats;

As cold as charity; and that's chilly.
Buzzing around like a blue a**ed fly.
Have a dingo's breakfast. (A pee and a look around.)
Couldn't train a choko vine over a sh*t house. (In reference to horse/dog trainers)
Is the Pope catholic?
Does a bear sh*t in the woods.
Wigwam for a goose's bridle. (Thanks for the memory jog on another thread. Heard this millions of times growing up.)
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Save it for Ron (Later on)
the 12th (In reference to never. If asked when something would be done, or when something would happen. No idea why though.)
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #166 on: March 22, 2015, 01:23:48 PM »


 More pull than a 13 year old

 Boom gates are down...bells ringing ...lights flashing.......but no train coming !!!


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #167 on: March 23, 2015, 06:08:35 PM »
Quote from: gronk on March 13, 2015, 09:54:25 AM
As black as the ace of spades !
As Black as the insides of a Black Dogs Guts at Midnight                          ,   & that a bit Bleek  :cheers:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #168 on: March 23, 2015, 09:30:07 PM »
Quote from: rockinj on March 13, 2015, 09:25:20 PM
Haven't read the whole thing so sorry for repeats;

As cold as charity; and that's chilly.
Buzzing around like a blue a**ed fly.
Have a dingo's breakfast. (A pee and a look around.)
Couldn't train a choko vine over a sh*t house. (In reference to horse/dog trainers)
Is the Pope catholic?
Does a bear sh*t in the woods.
Wigwam for a goose's bridle. (Thanks for the memory jog on another thread. Heard this millions of times growing up.)
Nunya
Save it for Ron (Later on)
the 12th (In reference to never. If asked when something would be done, or when something would happen. No idea why though.)
Drongo
Dillberry
There is a song with a line, "until the 12th of never", hence the line quoted above.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #169 on: March 27, 2015, 09:53:37 PM »
Quote from: B&B on March 23, 2015, 09:30:07 PM
There is a song with a line, "until the 12th of never", hence the line quoted above.

Hey thanks B&B, I had never heard it until I met my hubby. He says it all the time and now I use it too. Great knowing the origins.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #170 on: March 27, 2015, 11:12:36 PM »
Laughing me head off reading this,

Watch out for the blind mullets
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #171 on: April 30, 2015, 06:52:42 AM »
Quote from: glenm64 on March 27, 2015, 11:12:36 PM
Laughing me head off reading this,

Watch out for the blind mullets  , BONDI CIGAR  :cheers:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #172 on: April 30, 2015, 07:22:21 AM »
(on the way to the toilet) "gonna go give birth to a manager "


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #173 on: April 30, 2015, 12:55:55 PM »
In the middle of bloody woop woop...(wish I was...)


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #174 on: June 15, 2015, 08:44:08 PM »
thanks your mother for the rabbits
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