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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #125 on: September 26, 2014, 12:12:17 AM »


salt ?   ;D
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #126 on: September 26, 2014, 01:15:09 AM »
Being in the building trade I use a few of these quite regularly!

"Sometimes you've got to p1ss with the d1ck you've got"

"Flat out like a lizard drinking"

"Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad."

"Trying to polish a turd"

"Flash as Michael Jackson"


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #127 on: October 08, 2014, 04:38:12 PM »
That's as silly as a bum full of smarties.
It'd put a horn on a jellyfish.
Couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #128 on: October 08, 2014, 04:44:40 PM »
Are you Ok mate.

Well doesn't make you laugh but should be used often.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #129 on: October 08, 2014, 05:21:34 PM »
Hangin around like a stale bottle " O" p*ss
That blokes the reason why incest is illegal
That blokes a Koala " A dopy useless protected species ".
Go take a long walk of a short pier
Bussier than a Blowie at a BBQ
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #130 on: October 22, 2014, 06:25:36 PM »
Quote from: speewa158 on September 24, 2014, 06:51:38 PM
As Ugly as a hat full of Ar$& Holes
With the best ones taken out.

Where did you get that from?
Pinched it off a blind fella when he wasn't looking.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #131 on: October 22, 2014, 07:11:49 PM »
Shiffty as a5h1thouse Rat
More front then Myers               :cheers:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #132 on: October 22, 2014, 07:14:45 PM »
You look like you were eaten by a dingo and sh!t out over a cliff!!!!!!! ;D
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #133 on: October 22, 2014, 09:27:21 PM »
Whiney kid...it's not fair

Response...neither's a blackfella's bum!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #134 on: October 23, 2014, 05:50:50 AM »
as camp as a row of tents
bald as a badger
does the pope wear half a beanie
dry as a nuns -****
dont open you wallet moths will fly out


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #135 on: October 23, 2014, 07:29:34 AM »
Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #136 on: October 23, 2014, 07:46:38 PM »
Sweating like a gypsy with a morgage
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #137 on: October 24, 2014, 09:09:28 AM »
Quote from: bobnrob on October 22, 2014, 09:27:21 PM
Whiney kid...it's not fair

Response...neither's a blackfella's bum!
A mate of mine is a solicitor and a keen cricketer.
Was defending a bloke who was a bit of a 'hard case' ( another fine old Ausie term) in the Broadmeadows Magistrates Court a few years ago. 
Don't know the specifics, but the general thrust was that he was a bit stiff to be charged, but was probably going to be found guilty.
My mate knew the 'Beak' fairly well, so ran this line.
"If it pleases the Court, I'd like to cite the Gary Sobers left leg defence."
Ok, says the Beak, I'll bite, "What is the Gary Sobers left leg defence?"
"Well, your Worship", says my mate, "it is neither right nor fair."
According to my mate, his client got a fine and no conviction!   ;D
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #138 on: October 24, 2014, 08:08:37 PM »
Wouldn't pull a sailor off his sister.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #139 on: October 24, 2014, 09:35:23 PM »
Howa they hangin Knackers
Long streaka pelican sh*t
Looks like a kangaroo dog trying to balance on a ping pong ball
Wax heads [ surfers]
 Bangs like a dunny door ina wind storm
Gets around like creepin jeezus
Scarier than ya grandmother
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #140 on: October 26, 2014, 05:44:09 AM »
When someone cuts the queue to the bar :

'Do I look like an effing statue?'

Or for the lazy person who asks for something nearbypassed to them :

'Are you effing arms painted on?'

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #141 on: October 29, 2014, 03:24:04 AM »
For the shooters out there...
Roof rabbit- cat
Have a Dingos breakfast- a pi$$ & a look around.
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #142 on: October 29, 2014, 02:54:38 PM »
Musta went to the dunny when tha brains were being  handed out.
 doin the oofty ma goofty.
She's  a "  Malvern Star  " .
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #143 on: October 29, 2014, 06:26:22 PM »
 ;D ;D Malvern Star  ??? :cheers:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #144 on: October 30, 2014, 12:46:40 PM »
He needs to go to the sh*tter an grow a brain .
Looks like a pr*ck with ears on it
gotta head that looks like a Vee Dub with tha doors open
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #145 on: November 01, 2014, 05:49:54 AM »
Got a Great Head for Radio
Last time l saw something that ugly it got flushed
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« Reply #146 on: November 01, 2014, 06:31:14 AM »
This might be a Canadian phrase (well they are kinda cousins) that makes me laugh
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #147 on: November 01, 2014, 12:44:19 PM »
Crazier than a sh*thouse rat.

Not the sharpest peanut in the turd.

Up the buwai shooting pukekos (not sure where he is)

So hungry I could eat the arse out of a fly blown sheep.

Mad as a meat Axe

Bent as a two Bob watch...



Couple of kiwi ones to throw in the mix
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #148 on: November 02, 2014, 12:20:09 AM »
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #149 on: November 03, 2014, 11:07:14 PM »
A wing wong for a gooses bridal
Ya ning nong
Bloody Drongo
Turd burgler
Ya ningcompoop
A blind man on a galloping horse would be glad to see it
Would do the same for any blind man and his dog
Runnin around starkers
I'd give me left nut to have a go O that
Toe'y as a roman sandle
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