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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #100 on: September 22, 2014, 04:49:07 PM »
Off like prawns in the sun
"    " a Bondi Taxi
Got a head like a robbers dog
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #101 on: September 22, 2014, 06:29:10 PM »
Up & down like a bridesmaids dress at a wedding party.
I'd be off like a rat up a drain pipe.
If I get a gig, I’m gonna go off like a cut snake.
Sweatin’ like a gypsy with a mortgage.
Busier than a one armed bricklayer in Baghdad.

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #102 on: September 22, 2014, 08:19:37 PM »
A Bondi cigar...
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #103 on: September 22, 2014, 11:23:26 PM »
Off like a Bondi Tram

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #104 on: September 23, 2014, 12:43:57 PM »
Who opened their lunch box?
Who cut the cheese?
Did someone step on a duck?
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #105 on: September 23, 2014, 01:57:07 PM »
A face that'd make a freight train take a dirt Road.
Fair suck of the sav.
All over bar the shouting/shooting.
That'd tear the fork outta ya nightie.
I'm sure I've got more,  my old man used to love these!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #106 on: September 23, 2014, 01:59:23 PM »
Quote from: GeoffA on September 23, 2014, 12:43:57 PM
Who opened their lunch box?
Who cut the cheese?
Did someone step on a duck?
No,  it was a barking frog!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #107 on: September 23, 2014, 04:51:05 PM »
You need a big hammer to drive a big nail....

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #108 on: September 23, 2014, 08:08:40 PM »
to all the virgins       ,     Thanks for  Nothing          >:D        :'( :'( :'( So Much   ,  Missed  By So Few     :cheers:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #109 on: September 23, 2014, 08:14:15 PM »

Quote from: speewa158 on September 23, 2014, 08:08:40 PM
to all the virgins       ,     Thanks for  Nothing          >:D        :'( :'( :'( So Much   ,  Missed  By So Few     :cheers:
i don't get it?

Lol..........well not as much anyway!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #110 on: September 23, 2014, 08:18:34 PM »
Quote from: scarps on September 23, 2014, 08:14:15 PM
i don't get it?

Lol..........well not as much anyway!




Silly  Old Bugger                 ???                       :cheers:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #111 on: September 23, 2014, 08:20:32 PM »
Shit a brick  >:D
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #112 on: September 23, 2014, 08:39:42 PM »
That would F@#$ a brown Dog on a Chain   ,      :cheers:
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #113 on: September 23, 2014, 09:13:02 PM »
Wouldn't that root your boot!


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #114 on: September 24, 2014, 01:37:21 PM »
as dry as a dead dingo's donga
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #115 on: September 24, 2014, 06:51:38 PM »
As Ugly as a hat full of Ar$& Holes
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #116 on: September 24, 2014, 10:56:42 PM »
That's enough to tear the fork outta ta nighty
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #117 on: September 25, 2014, 10:17:24 AM »
He's so horny he'd f@#k a fested snake if somebody would hold it's head
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #118 on: September 25, 2014, 12:15:06 PM »
Couldn't pick up a root in a brothel  >:D
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #119 on: September 25, 2014, 12:33:39 PM »
Quote from: Black Diamond on September 25, 2014, 12:15:06 PM
Couldn't pick up a root in a brothel  >:D

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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #120 on: September 25, 2014, 12:34:38 PM »
Happy wife - happy life LMAO!
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #121 on: September 25, 2014, 05:56:40 PM »
Eat s&!t and die


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #122 on: September 25, 2014, 08:28:29 PM »
A good head for radio
A face only a mother would love
Been hit with an ugly stick


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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #123 on: September 25, 2014, 09:10:26 PM »
Like kicking a sausage down a corridor
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Re: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh
« Reply #124 on: September 25, 2014, 11:37:49 PM »
Quote from: aussie9 on September 25, 2014, 05:56:40 PM
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