Author Topic: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh (Read 10886 times)

LuckyDog · « **Reply #75 on:** September 19, 2014, 08:39:37 AM »

As toey as a roman sandal

paceman · « **Reply #76 on:** September 19, 2014, 08:54:16 AM »

tell 'im he's dreamin'!

Mace · « **Reply #77 on:** September 19, 2014, 11:22:36 AM »

Is the Pope a Catholic
Thank your mother for the rabbits
Wouldnt be dead for quids (and my usual answer: dunno, its a lot of money!)
Off like a brides nightie
A face only a mother could love
Doesnt know Sh%t from clay

gutters · « **Reply #78 on:** September 19, 2014, 12:44:20 PM »

He/she has a face like blown out ugg boot

He/she is rougher than hessian undies

I'll flog you like a red headed step child.

Smoko · « **Reply #79 on:** September 19, 2014, 12:57:40 PM »

In and out like a honeymooners prick

Reg grundies

Pie hole

smythy17 · « **Reply #80 on:** September 19, 2014, 01:21:40 PM »

She had a smile like an old pub piano.
Some black, some white and some missin!

jfella · « **Reply #81 on:** September 19, 2014, 01:45:08 PM »

busier than a $2 hooker

off to park the brown falcon

berlitza · « **Reply #82 on:** September 19, 2014, 01:48:42 PM »

wakey wakey hands orf snakeyyyyyy

aussie9 · « **Reply #83 on:** September 19, 2014, 03:36:45 PM »

Off like lepers foreskin

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oldmate · « **Reply #84 on:** September 19, 2014, 04:15:24 PM »

Had more pricks then a 2nd hand dart board

builder94 · « **Reply #85 on:** September 19, 2014, 05:35:43 PM »

She's like a turtle, once she is on her back she's f.......d

oldmate · « **Reply #86 on:** September 19, 2014, 05:41:54 PM »

That went down like a lead ballon

Patr80l · « **Reply #87 on:** September 19, 2014, 07:39:46 PM »

..he couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

GeoffA · « **Reply #88 on:** September 19, 2014, 07:43:03 PM »

Quote from: oldmate on September 19, 2014, 05:41:54 PM

That went down like a lead ballon

....or

....that flew like a wrought-iron kite.....

gec · « **Reply #89 on:** September 19, 2014, 07:54:20 PM »

Must have two dicks, ya cant get that stupid just playing with one.

RallyDog · « **Reply #90 on:** September 19, 2014, 08:38:14 PM »

Pull the other one it plays jingle balls backwards

Tim - Stratford · « **Reply #91 on:** September 20, 2014, 12:09:11 AM »

As nervous as a gypsy with a mortgage

Looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp/bulldog eating custard

As tough as woodpecker lips

Slippery/greasy as a butchers pr#ck

oldmate · « **Reply #92 on:** September 20, 2014, 09:10:56 AM »

Hey son, pull my finger! ( insert fart here)

Kangaron · « **Reply #93 on:** September 20, 2014, 11:45:26 AM »

He's that low he could parachute out of a snake's ar$e

speewa158 · « **Reply #94 on:** September 20, 2014, 01:19:18 PM »

Your a ankle , 3 feet lower than an Ar$e

ako · « **Reply #95 on:** September 20, 2014, 02:27:24 PM »

Quote from: gec on September 19, 2014, 07:54:20 PM

Must have two dicks, ya cant get that stupid just playing with one.

We always said "he's busier than a dog with two dicks"

Rumpig · « **Reply #96 on:** September 20, 2014, 03:13:15 PM »

"Don't just stand there like a Kiwi in a dole que"

"Couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with a handful of sh!t"

komaterpillar · « **Reply #97 on:** September 20, 2014, 03:52:43 PM »

couldn't run a choko vine over a Shithouse

Terry W4 · « **Reply #98 on:** September 20, 2014, 06:04:32 PM »

Excuse me if this has been put up - but we have a book on those great Australian sayings which of course has As Flash as a Rat with a Gold Tooth - the book is called "Like a Lilly on a dustbin"

dobbo · « **Reply #99 on:** September 21, 2014, 07:38:40 AM »

I'm off like a herd of turtles.

I was that toey last night, I didn't have enough loose skin on me to blink.

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Author Topic: Aussie Expresions that make us laugh (Read 10886 times)