Id like to be the dude that tests stuff.
We need you to test and evaluate the new KTM 350 EXC and submit a report. Oh, you have it for six weeks. Um, yea, ok.......
New Seadoo RXP 300. Oh, ok, if I have to.
Here is a Kedron off road van. We will pay you to tow it to Perth and back using our 200. You have 4 weeks to complete the trip, then another week to submit your report. Ok, if I really have to.
Or,
House Husband.
Get up, wife taps me on the shoulder for a quicky before she heads off to work.
3 minutes later, up making lunches and breakfasts for the tribe.
Drops kids off at school, hit the gym with the other MILF house wives.
Come home, make beds, clean kitchen, hang washing out.
Hit the shed, service the fleet of dirt bikes and jet ski.
Make lunch, crack beer, snooze, pick up kids, home work, cook dinner, bed time.......
26 years working for the ADF, I'm more than happy to take over household work.
No stress and you are your own boss.