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Big life question - for blokes
« on: January 24, 2015, 08:46:06 AM »
After the last question I asked, (which I though was an easy one), about weight distribution, turned into a meaning of life answer....I figure this one will be just as controversial.


I was at the cinemas the other night, and went to the Loo. They had the urinal with the grill on the bottom. Now I though there was only one way to use these, but was surprised to notice that there were numerous people standing on the grill, and numerous standing back from the grill.

What are you SUPPOSED to do ?


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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2015, 08:50:36 AM »
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2015, 08:52:50 AM »
I think this will come down to range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc, but I would doubt there's a hard and fast rule  ???  ;D   
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2015, 08:53:15 AM »
Depends how many drinks i have had........
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2015, 08:54:08 AM »
Quote from: jk on January 24, 2015, 08:52:50 AM
I think this will come down to range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc, but I would doubt there's a hard and fast rule  ???  ;D

....also, if you're wearing thongs....
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2015, 08:56:41 AM »
....42.... ;D
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2015, 09:05:25 AM »
Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back  8) ;D
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2015, 09:10:10 AM »
Quote from: kylarama on January 24, 2015, 09:05:25 AM
Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back  8) ;D
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2015, 09:12:11 AM »
Quote from: kylarama on January 24, 2015, 09:05:25 AM
Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back  8) ;D

Yes, the pressure drops a bit as we get older...... :P

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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2015, 09:24:41 AM »
Sitting on the grill isn't cool though? Right?
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2015, 09:25:13 AM »
Gee Mark heavy questions  ;D

I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear  ;D

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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2015, 09:38:11 AM »
Quote from: kylarama on January 24, 2015, 09:05:25 AM
Some blokes need to stand on the grill to reach...  Some of us can stand a foot or too back  8) ;D

Quote from: McGirr on January 24, 2015, 09:25:13 AM
I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear  ;D

Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2015, 09:44:47 AM »
Quote from: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 09:38:11 AM
Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??
only when sittin down....
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2015, 09:52:45 AM »
Quote from: Bird on January 24, 2015, 09:44:47 AM
only when sittin down....

 ???

Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2015, 09:55:03 AM »
Quote from: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 09:52:45 AM
???

Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2015, 10:03:30 AM »
Quote from: McGirr on January 24, 2015, 09:25:13 AM
Gee Mark heavy questions  ;D

I normally stand back about 2 feet and do the business but I am just blessed with the right gear  ;D

Mark

Yeah..but when your my height, standing up is enough  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2015, 10:14:36 AM »
You use the trough !! 
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2015, 10:15:56 AM »
Quote from: edz on January 24, 2015, 10:14:36 AM
You use the trough !!

Only at the movies...when camping or at the footy..whole other scenario.
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2015, 10:32:57 AM »
Quote from: MarkVS on January 24, 2015, 10:15:56 AM
Only at the movies...when camping or at the footy..whole other scenario.
A lot of the wizzers that use the mens rooms at my work dont seem to understand what a trough is for.. seems that its there to throw schooner glasses  / ciggy buts and rubbish etc into .
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2015, 10:48:42 AM »
Quote from: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 09:38:11 AM
Interesting......you blokes can piddle with a chubby??


Read my post again.  I said from a foot back!  Not from across the room. ;D


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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2015, 11:02:23 AM »
Quote from: kylarama on January 24, 2015, 10:48:42 AM

Read my post again.  I said from a foot back!  Not from across the room. ;D


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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2015, 11:09:09 AM »
In all honesty I thought you stand on the grate to stop urine going onto the floor accidentally and causing a mess. It's either or your shoes or into the urinal.

Having said that, I usually shoot from downtown.
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2015, 11:37:11 AM »
Quote from: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 09:52:45 AM
???

Always thought you sat down to piddle.... :P


I remembered reading somewhere that sitting down for a pee could have some benefits ;D

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Medical research reported in Sweden’s Folket newspaper said that sitting might mean reduced prostate cancer risk and be better for you in the bedroom. That’s because the bladder empties more efficiently when men take a seat while urinating, and this improved bladder release supposedly decreases prostate problems and allows for a longer and healthier sex life.
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2015, 11:50:44 AM »
This thread need a Vote option.

Stand onners or stand backers!


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