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Offline MarkVS

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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2015, 11:56:15 AM »
Quote from: Mace on January 24, 2015, 11:50:44 AM
This thread need a Vote option.

Stand onners or stand backers!


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there may also have to be a 'sit onners' button based on the amount of discussion, and may have to have multiple buttons for distance for the 'stand backers'.
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2015, 12:45:10 PM »
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2015, 01:07:01 PM »
The rule is:
Stand on and piss off NOT Stand off and piss on.  ;D
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2015, 01:22:26 PM »
That water is cold and sometimes deep.  ;D. Kevin
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2015, 02:28:21 PM »
My swag certainly covers the big questions....  Yes a vote is needed, but I'm with JK it depends on range / length / accuracy / state of intoxication  / splash back etc :) :):)
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2015, 02:37:51 PM »
A few years ago I was in the dunnys at my local when a bloke came rushing in behind me, he was in a bit of a hurry and maybe had had a couple as he hopped/jumped up on to the grid one of his double plugers lost traction, There was a loud girl like scream and before I knew what was going on he was laying in the urinal on his side, I did all I could to not p--s on his head but the shock a hilarity of it made it hard to stop mid stream. the two blokes that walked in just behind him were confronted with the sight of him laying there looking up at me while I was standing there p---ing on his head laughing as hard as I could, Ive never seen two blokes look that disgusted in my entire life.
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2015, 02:46:18 PM »
Quote from: Frostd on January 24, 2015, 02:28:21 PM
My swag certainly covers the big questions.... 


Someones got to sort out these tough first world country issues.
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2015, 05:17:53 PM »
I thought the urinals was a band in the 80's
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2015, 05:27:23 PM »
If sitting is better how do you mark your territory?
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2015, 05:59:33 PM »
Quote from: Steffo1 on January 24, 2015, 05:27:23 PM
If sitting is better how do you mark your territory?

Waddle???
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2015, 06:02:34 PM »
Quote from: cutter on January 24, 2015, 02:37:51 PM
A few years ago I was in the dunnys at my local when a bloke came rushing in behind me, he was in a bit of a hurry and maybe had had a couple as he hopped/jumped up on to the grid one of his double plugers lost traction, There was a loud girl like scream and before I knew what was going on he was laying in the urinal on his side, I did all I could to not p--s on his head but the shock a hilarity of it made it hard to stop mid stream. the two blokes that walked in just behind him were confronted with the sight of him laying there looking up at me while I was standing there p---ing on his head laughing as hard as I could, Ive never seen two blokes look that disgusted in my entire life.


hahahah, laughed so hard beer nearly came outta my nose
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2015, 08:11:07 PM »


Quote from: MarkVS on January 24, 2015, 08:46:06 AM

I was at the cinemas the other night, and went to the Loo. They had the urinal with the grill on the bottom. Now I though there was only one way to use these, but was surprised to notice that there were numerous people standing on the grill, and numerous standing back from the grill.

What are you SUPPOSED to do ?


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DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

what sort of cinema were you actually in.

I've heard about you city folk ?

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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #37 on: January 24, 2015, 08:26:53 PM »
Just remember Mark, two hands for beginners  ;D

For me it is all about splashback, I tend to stand a bit back as I hate to have it splash all over my legs.  Especially the case with those ceramic urinal things.

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DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

If you ever end up in the Gent's at the Rockhampton racecourse, you are in for a bad experience.  Those of us who have been there know exactly what I am talking about.
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2015, 03:45:55 PM »
So damn confusing this urinal etiquette stuff ..this lack of clear instruction is why I always sit down now, ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2015, 04:12:43 PM »
We already knew that... Rusty told us.
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2015, 05:51:14 PM »
If I had a club/pub, I would remodel the mens with curves so no one can get the corner haha.

Stand on the solid if sober, grille if intoxicated and piss down to reduce splash/spray. Everyone knows that.
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #41 on: January 26, 2015, 07:41:37 AM »
Quote from: Moggy on January 24, 2015, 08:11:07 PM

DEFINATELY NOT LOOK AT HOW OTHER BLOKES USE THE URINAL.

what sort of cinema were you actually in.

I've heard about you city folk ?

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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #42 on: January 26, 2015, 08:24:46 AM »
Quote from: GeoffA on January 24, 2015, 09:12:11 AM
Yes, the pressure drops a bit as we get older...... :P

We cover all the big issues here.

you got that right................

It used to be a bit on an expresso machine,...........................now it's more of a drip filter affair.

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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2015, 05:48:35 PM »
Quote from: jetcrew on January 25, 2015, 03:45:55 PM
So damn confusing this urinal etiquette stuff ..this lack of clear instruction is why I always sit down now, ;D ;D ;D ;D

Jet-ette ;D ;D ;D ;D
here's my clear instruction Theo...urinals aren't for taking a dump in, a simple instruction lost on some grub at Dove Lake at Cradle Mountain when I was there...not what I was expecting to find when I walked in to the men's public dunny I tell ya  >:(
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2015, 06:08:58 PM »
Stand on the grill so your not in the puddle left by the stand backers.  ;D
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #45 on: January 26, 2015, 06:29:24 PM »
Speaking of Urinals.. ;D
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2015, 06:36:55 PM »
Jus the  toes over the grill is the proper etiquette I believe......
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #47 on: January 26, 2015, 07:23:04 PM »
Quote from: Mallory Black on January 26, 2015, 06:36:55 PM
Jus the  toes over the grill is the proper etiquette I believe......
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Re: Big life question - for blokes
« Reply #48 on: January 26, 2015, 07:30:14 PM »
because Men Can Multi task Small | Large
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