Yeah, it really sucks that journalists from all the different media outlets are all in Jeeps back pocket and keep voting the Grand Cherokee 4WD of the year, it's a bloody conspiracy, we need to find a whistle blower like Edward Snowden to lift the lid on this!
Don't start me on the buyers, these guys are bloody fools buying more of the these unreliable self combusting death traps then any other in the class, haven't they heard the stories about the 1998 model. I reckon when our whistle blower breaks cover he's going to reveal that Jeep manipulated these numbers too.
These "Jeepers" really need to get themselves a decent vehicle, something that was designed last century with a ladder chassis just like a truck. Don't they know if they spend 100% of there time off road then those onroad dynamics that they all talk about don't count for anything. They need to get rid of all there doodads and computers and replace them with something that works, something reliable like a typewriter not a computer. They also don't understand the lubricating properties of diesel, it seems only logical that ifyou produce all that power and use so little diesel then obviously the motor isn't getting enough lubrication, it's a disaster waiting to happen.
It's probably good that these less than real men don't drive real trucks, do you really think they would be able to top up the oil in a 200 series, do the injectors on a Prado, rewire a Rover, straighten the chassis on a dual cab or even rebuild a 3l Nissan? and when it comes to driving do you really think they would know how to get the most out of a good old 4 speed box, I bet they don't even know that they have to slow down for a slight bend in the road?
Finally, those bloody ads on TV, don't they know if they bought a Toyota they wouldn't have any money left, the whole bigger boat thing just becomes irrelevant if you don't have any money. They'd be too stupid to realise that they couldn't tow the bigger boat with a Prado anyway.
