I set myself on fire yesterday.
Using an angle grinder, I knew the sparks were shooting towards me.
Couldn't really change the angle I was working from, so i just pushed on.
Smelt something, apart my own smelly butt and found my shirt on fire.
Burnt a hole the size of a 50cent piece in my shirt. (I had a t shirt on under my work shirt)
Bloody hell, that's the second time in a week.
Thank Christ it never happened when I fart..... I could've burnt the place down.