Good to see everyone having a giggle
but this is a serious proposal;
C-Dub, I have an option of an OzTent on my trailers to suit families so tents/beds for four or five is easy, so is the chassis as I have experience/knowledge in that area of vehicle modification... and yes, unlike the conventional and dual-cab conversions thios one's tail will poke out a bit at the local Coles car park...
OzBog, that tan colour is "Inspired by the Australian Landscape"...
and it complements just about any vehicle paint colour and (white, blue, black, red etc) and matches other components such as the tent, trailer stone shields etc. I've also built grey but in my opinion it doesn't look as nice
Dazzler...
... suspension wise, I've liased with an old-school spring maker to build a bespoke rear leaf spring that will lift the vehicle and provide a nice supple ride even with the extra weight. These springs have worked very well so far