Few years ago got bogged in one of the back paddocks and my father and uncles decided to come and
help laugh at me. They formulated the entire plan on how they were getting me out.
The plan:
Tractor + wooden planks (2-3inch thick) dug in behind the wheels of an old '91 hilux.
Wooden planks weren't needed (as I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't listen to the 16 year old) and caused a bit of damage (for which I got the blame since I bogged it).
Started pulling, came easy as anything, back tyres got to the end of the shorter plank (other was longer than the wheel base and stayed down properly), the front end lifted up went over top of the front wheel, got caught between the ground, tyre and body of the ute, tractor pulled it over the plank (front of the ute balanced up in the air on one plank) planks finally snapped and tractor kept pulling out of the bog.
Nice bit of a dent up the bonnet and the wheel arch, but otherwise fine. Driver (me) was a little shaken by the experience though. As soon as I realised what was about to happen (saw log lift up) I got on the two-way but the tractor's one was turned off so they didn't stop. Beaut of an old ute lasted until last year in a hail storm and the insurance company wrote her off