... probably the only thing they didnt fine me for, but for once I was guilty...
Hee hee
Heres a funny story about being innocent, and its true!
Mate and I pulled over a young bloke for something, not speeding or not going through a red light, you know the drill. Anyway he didn't have his licence and said his name was John Smith or Joe Citizen, like on the fake credit card. No middle name.
So we tell him thats crap and to tell us his real name. He then gives us another name. Bugger this. Gets a lift to the station and on the way he bursts into tears.
"Whats the matter with you?"
Between sobs;
"But my name really is John Smith. You can call my mum and ask"
Ring ring........
His name really was John Smith (or Joe Citizen whatever the hell it really was....)
So there you go. An innocent man.
My wife once stopped a guy called Tim Tam. And he was chocolate coloured. Not sure what he looked like inside. Crunchy I guess