Author Topic: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours? (Read 51572 times)

Camping Grant · « **Reply #175 on:** April 15, 2011, 06:33:08 PM »

Not sure if they've been posted already but I do like:

Ned Kelly - Such Is Life

Martin Luther King Jnr - "And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual:
Free at last! Free at last!
Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

On some idiot trying to do something: He couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag with a set of instructions.

When going to the toilet for number 2s: I'm off to see Edgar Britt
or: I'm off to drop the kids off at the pool

About feeling good: Weather Fine/Track Good

About being hung-over: Half pace today

Kameron · « **Reply #176 on:** April 16, 2011, 02:10:49 AM »

Does a one legged duck swim around in circles?

Just goes to show you dont need a long neck to be a goose....

To a mate who is piking out of something -> Would you like to borrow that spare set of balls I have out the back?

To a mate who is whining and moaning -> You must piss sitting down...

He who speaks does not know...he who knows does not speak.

You see only with your eyes so you are easy to fool.

Gonewalkabouts · « **Reply #177 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:43:30 AM »

D4D · « **Reply #178 on:** April 16, 2011, 09:58:20 AM »

My boss used this one yesterday when we were getting a little pedantic ‘you are trying to circumcise mosquitos’

morgue · « **Reply #179 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:06:43 PM »

There are 3 sides to every argument, Your side, Their side and the Truth.

dno · « **Reply #180 on:** April 16, 2011, 04:08:23 PM »

Same mother, differant father...

craigtempo · « **Reply #181 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:44:26 PM »

Thats the most unheard of thing ive ever heard of .

Craig

TroyE · « **Reply #182 on:** April 16, 2011, 08:55:39 PM »

s hit tins of/full (lots of)

morgue · « **Reply #183 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:15:20 AM »

Quote from: dno on April 16, 2011, 04:08:23 PM

Same mother, differant father...

An add on to that is.."looks like she jumped the fence!"

darren · « **Reply #184 on:** April 17, 2011, 09:26:24 AM »

every one in the world is a f**kwit except me...

D4D · « **Reply #185 on:** April 18, 2011, 05:00:57 PM »

If it sounds too good to be true it usually is

GSK33 · « **Reply #186 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:25:37 PM »

Oxygen Thief

Kev. · « **Reply #187 on:** April 18, 2011, 07:47:01 PM »

Just remember in this world you are unique........ just like everyone else !

Johnno convert · « **Reply #188 on:** April 18, 2011, 08:30:42 PM »

Pick a window, your leaving!!
There's a bus leaving in 5 minutes, be under it.

ralphedward · « **Reply #189 on:** April 18, 2011, 08:44:25 PM »

Quote from: dno on April 16, 2011, 04:08:23 PM

Same mother, differant father...

Ahh, my favourite - My mothers other son. Me - I don't have a brother!

Camping Grant · « **Reply #190 on:** April 19, 2011, 06:45:32 PM »

What to say about someone who's not very attractive:

1) Nothing a paper bag wouldn't fix
2) He/She has a head on it like a beaten favourite

D4D · « **Reply #191 on:** April 19, 2011, 06:47:51 PM »

Good from afar, far from good
A blocker - she looks good from a block away

Vince · « **Reply #192 on:** April 19, 2011, 06:53:16 PM »

For those who think they can sing...

"You should be on stage...there's one outa town in 5 minutes be on it"

Johnno convert · « **Reply #193 on:** April 19, 2011, 07:35:42 PM »

Hiding behind the door when the brains (change this to suit situation) were handed out were we??

Patr80l · « **Reply #194 on:** April 19, 2011, 11:30:22 PM »

Money isn't the root of all evil. 25.807 is.

Johnno convert · « **Reply #195 on:** April 20, 2011, 04:41:16 PM »

Been chasing parked cars... and catching a few. (bulldogs and other flat nosed critters)

fergus1247 · « **Reply #196 on:** April 20, 2011, 05:04:43 PM »

For anyone who is renowned for not joining/continuing a shout

You must have a long skinny d**k, coz you're a tight fisted wanker.

carinya · « **Reply #197 on:** April 22, 2011, 01:04:37 AM »

On the threat of dehydration, " my skin is cracking ".

On intelligence/ lack of, " he's dumber than a box of rocks ".

On ugliness, " looks like his head caught fire and someone put it out with a rabbit trap".
and " name's butterface. Nice arse, but her face!"
" name's Edna. 'Ed 'n her like a horse"

further to previous:-

On organisational skills, " couldn't organise a root in a brothel with a fist full of fifties and a box of chocolates".

On excess masturbation, " he's beating it like it owes him money"

On complete uselessness 'never a better retrospective argument for abortion"

HEM19X · « **Reply #198 on:** April 22, 2011, 06:06:15 AM »

Quote from: fergus1247 on April 20, 2011, 05:04:43 PM

For anyone who is renowned for not joining/continuing a shout

You must have a long skinny d**k, coz you're a tight fisted wanker.

On Shouting, "Call him Whisper...Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him"

MattNQ · « **Reply #199 on:** April 22, 2011, 12:41:47 PM »

stolen from another forum....

The difference between knowledge & wisdom;

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to serve it in a fruit salad

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Author Topic: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours? (Read 51572 times)

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