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Offline jwb

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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #75 on: April 06, 2011, 05:59:29 PM »
Never argue with an idiot!
They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #76 on: April 06, 2011, 06:30:41 PM »
About life

This is not a rehersal!!!
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2011, 06:31:55 PM »
Such is life
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2011, 06:35:43 PM »
Don't make excuses.
make it happen!
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2011, 07:43:24 PM »
there are no stupid questions, only stupid people
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #80 on: April 06, 2011, 07:45:35 PM »
More stupid people dont ask questions , they think they know , but dont  ;D
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2011, 08:13:35 PM »
The seven P's

Prior
Preparation &
Planning
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2011, 08:41:46 PM »
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2011, 08:43:58 PM »
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before. - Mae West   ;D
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #84 on: April 06, 2011, 08:55:51 PM »
There are 10 types of people in the world.   Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #85 on: April 06, 2011, 08:59:43 PM »
A rolling stone gathers no crumbling cookies.  :laugh: :cheers:
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #86 on: April 06, 2011, 09:03:23 PM »
Quote from: dno on April 06, 2011, 05:38:43 PM

Assumption is the mother of all fu@kups.
;D ;D   ;D how true is that  :cheers:
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #87 on: April 06, 2011, 10:32:43 PM »
Quote from: dno on April 06, 2011, 05:38:43 PM
Assumption is the mother of all fu@kups.

A similar one

Assume makes an ass out of u and me

and another one

I don't mean to be a nuisance....I'm just good at it !!
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #88 on: April 06, 2011, 10:36:30 PM »
Perception is only half of reality...... ;D
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #89 on: April 06, 2011, 10:41:56 PM »
"Sometimes you're the windscreen....sometimes you're the bug.."   :D
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #90 on: April 06, 2011, 10:53:26 PM »
Half the population has below average intelligence.
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #91 on: April 06, 2011, 10:57:03 PM »
There are 2 kinds of people in the world -
those that observe that people have one brain but two ears so should listen more and think less, and
those that observe that people have one mouth and two legs so should shut up and f#*k off!!
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #92 on: April 06, 2011, 11:05:27 PM »
Aaaaaaaaaaah Confucious say :

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.

He who let woman on top is f***ing up.

Chinese couple who have white baby, name it " Sum Ting Wong"

He who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

Man who walk in airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #93 on: April 06, 2011, 11:40:52 PM »
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck?
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #94 on: April 07, 2011, 06:31:03 AM »
i'm always in the sh1t, only the depth varies


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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #95 on: April 07, 2011, 06:36:49 AM »
Hard to soar like and eagle when surrounded by turkeys, gobble, gobble..... ;D
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #96 on: April 07, 2011, 06:45:40 AM »
More Confuscious,

Man who run in run of bus get tired, but man who run behind bus get exhausted. ;D
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #97 on: April 07, 2011, 07:06:42 AM »
My father, of incompetence, particularly drivers.

Couldn't drive a red hot needle into butter

Paul Keating, of John Hewson.

A shiver looking for a spine to crawl up.

And of John Howard.

Desiccated coconut, and, when they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit

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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #98 on: April 07, 2011, 08:39:55 AM »


When commenting on the Blues playing the Maroons - (go the mighty Maroons)  :cheers:

also best yelled out with a few mates in the know ---

The crowd roared - " ROAR"
The crowd cheered- "CHEER"
The crowd gave a sigh of disappointment - "OH $HIT"
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Re: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours?
« Reply #99 on: April 07, 2011, 08:50:32 AM »
Benjamin Disraeli had a few brilliant ones, one being "Reason's weakness is its belief that it has the capacity to convince unreason".
When people are whinging unreasonably at you "I'm sorry, you are confusing me with someone that actually gives a damn!"
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