Author Topic: Favourite sayings, quotes or philosophies What's yours? (Read 51573 times)

TroyE · « **Reply #150 on:** April 09, 2011, 09:33:37 PM »

harder to pick than a broken nose ie do I get the sticker OR the cooler?

Johnno convert · « **Reply #151 on:** April 10, 2011, 05:49:17 PM »

Flash as a black rat with a gold tooth. (I know the rat one was put in before but it is actually black. Nothing flash about a normal rat with a gold tooth!!)

dno · « **Reply #152 on:** April 10, 2011, 07:46:11 PM »

piss'n against the wind

ralphedward · « **Reply #153 on:** April 10, 2011, 08:21:26 PM »

My absolute favourite saying is ---- Do you want a beer mate!

Nothing beats it!!!!!!!

kochy · « **Reply #154 on:** April 10, 2011, 09:11:27 PM »

I have this on a picture hanging over my spare bed.
NEVER GET SO BUSY MAKING A LIVING THAT YOU FORGET TO HAVE A LIFE

squirell · « **Reply #155 on:** April 10, 2011, 09:20:59 PM »

Better to be a has been than a never was.

speewa158 · « **Reply #156 on:** April 11, 2011, 03:39:53 AM »

Beer is better than sex . Well you can have a beer in front of your mother in law

squirell · « **Reply #157 on:** April 11, 2011, 05:17:27 AM »

Those that can:do, Those that can't:teach, and those that can't teach:teach teacher's.

graham · « **Reply #158 on:** April 11, 2011, 04:27:11 PM »

when it comes to the mechanical side of things eg nuts an bolts righty tighty, lefty loosey cheers Graham

solarpanel4 · « **Reply #159 on:** April 11, 2011, 04:55:28 PM »

Why do you ask two dogs ?

Jeff

graham · « **Reply #160 on:** April 11, 2011, 05:53:33 PM »

Quote from: solarpanel4 on April 11, 2011, 04:55:28 PM

Why do you ask two dogs ?

hahahahahahahaha niccccccce

Jeff

morgue · « **Reply #161 on:** April 11, 2011, 06:37:51 PM »

We have a couple for work

SNAFU... Situation Normal All Fkd Up.

SWAT Team .... Shite, Water and Trouble Shooters

D4D · « **Reply #162 on:** April 11, 2011, 06:42:06 PM »

oh ay bro, do you happen to have a bucket or a hose?

tonyo · « **Reply #163 on:** April 11, 2011, 09:21:44 PM »

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you expect.

For the engineering minded, "Experience is directly proportional to equipment ruined".

olddigger · « **Reply #164 on:** April 12, 2011, 01:40:06 AM »

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. (Oscar Wilde)

D4D · « **Reply #165 on:** April 12, 2011, 12:57:42 PM »

There are 2 ways to do something, the right way and again.

Jon · « **Reply #166 on:** April 15, 2011, 08:25:24 AM »

Courtesy of Mr Walker in another thread-

It is also the holy grail of electrical cabling. It is mandatory that anyone claiming to be an electrical expert mentions 6 B&S in a post. All cables in your vehicle must also be 6B&S, even things like interior light. All solar applications must use 6B&S.
There are several international standards as well as a mandate from the united nations covering the wiring of camper trailers and the fitment of 12v accessories to a vehicle that mention specifically the compulsory use of 6 B&S cable
I hope that helps

cardinal28 · « **Reply #167 on:** April 15, 2011, 08:30:54 AM »

About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
About as useful as tits on a bull.
About as useful as a hip pocket on a t-shirt.
Near enough is not good enough, but good enough is near enough.

Chippy76 · « **Reply #168 on:** April 15, 2011, 08:31:59 AM »

On getting the job done quickly and properly .....

"Im not here to f*ck horses" ....... or if the kids are around "Im not here to fornicate with equine"

On not really caring

"I dont give a large rodents rectum (rats ass)"

On feeling well (courtesy of my mates 90 yo gma)

"How are you nan?"
"I'm still buying green bananas! "

Cheers Chippy

Doug.b · « **Reply #169 on:** April 15, 2011, 08:57:41 AM »

This is one of my favourites

you should pull up your pants and let your mouth have a go!!!!!!!!!

dno · « **Reply #170 on:** April 15, 2011, 09:43:06 AM »

On being angry with someone..

I hope you have a , sh$t and fall backwards in it...

dno.

ScottnRach · « **Reply #171 on:** April 15, 2011, 02:55:11 PM »

Is a bear a catholic

Does the pope $hit in the woods

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back

mystq · « **Reply #172 on:** April 15, 2011, 03:00:27 PM »

100% of non smokers die

Joff · « **Reply #173 on:** April 15, 2011, 04:33:41 PM »

Hurting you is the last thing i want to do!!

But it's still on the list!

Gonewalkabouts · « **Reply #174 on:** April 15, 2011, 06:14:56 PM »

Gonewalkabouts favourite one liner:

Let's shake the tree and see what falls out

I guess everyone has a hobby ( used for pathetic habits)

Who the @$¥€ gave him a license to breath

I like to refer to those of not reaching the minimum standards in society as a "half blow" ( missing a few chromosomes at the conception stage of their life)

Gonewalkabouts ( ejumacated by Warrick Capper)

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