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Title: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 13, 2015, 07:24:23 PM
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt  Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly





                          Spare Me
                                        Stick 5 in nails in my eyes & ears
 So l don't have to watch Or listen to this mindnumbibgcrap






                                                                   my only solace              :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: duggie on January 13, 2015, 07:45:56 PM
I might repaint my house, more entertaining watching the paint dry then watching tennis.   ;D
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 13, 2015, 07:48:52 PM
Well..... Think I'd rather watch Tennis than Cricket....! At this there's some eye candy in Tennis....
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 13, 2015, 07:49:03 PM
I might repaint my house, more entertaining watching the paint dry then watching tennis.   ;D
:cup: :cup:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 13, 2015, 08:01:02 PM
How anybody could sit & watch  Over the net
                                                Over the net
                                              Over the net
                                               Over the net
                                             Over the NeT
                                              oVer the Nte
                                              O,. #&@ N*+           
                                                                                     Are we there YET                             :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: GeoffA on January 13, 2015, 08:03:37 PM
Tennis? What tennis?
Who are we trying to kid?

We're all glued to MySwag... ::)
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 13, 2015, 08:05:42 PM
Tennis? What tennis?
Who are we trying to kid?

We're all glued to MySwag... ::)


The realists        :cup:                                          Then all that's left is                  :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: dales133 on January 14, 2015, 04:59:39 AM
Golf's more exciting than tennis and that's saying something
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 14, 2015, 05:53:08 AM
l suppose that watching  two people tormenting a fuzzy bright green ball would come third to a nice walk in the park . Tormenting a smaller dimples white ball , being stalked by a bloke with a bag of earth moving equipment  ,
   Yaaaaaaaaaa MySwag  :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Black Diamond on January 14, 2015, 06:46:10 AM
Id rather suck farts out of dead Seagulls then watch Tennis.....except when there is a bit of Camel Toe dancing around the court :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: JD-120 on January 14, 2015, 07:49:15 AM
Well..... Think I'd rather watch Tennis than Cricket....! At this there's some eye candy in Tennis....
X2 I feel un Australian but Shit that is one boring game. I dunno how the players keep awake
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 14, 2015, 09:56:42 AM
Its only called TENnis cause 10 mins is all anyone can handle of it.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: dales133 on January 14, 2015, 12:23:09 PM
Even the very few hot chicks playing can't keep me watching for long.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: tennismark on January 14, 2015, 12:51:34 PM
Ouch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis. Im with you,on tv, you lose the feel and emotions of the game and it is boring. BUT court sides another thing.
This is coming from a former pro tennis player and now a High performance tennis coach….so I know both sides of the stick.
Don't write it off, get your backside court side!!!!
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: dales133 on January 14, 2015, 12:56:13 PM
My Mrs is going next week but I can't be bothered
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Kangaron on January 14, 2015, 01:09:13 PM
I'd rather watch a replay of a drawn test match in black and white @ 4.3.

I went once [years ago - free tickets] and got told to be quiet !!
I lasted 30 minutes.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: terravista on January 14, 2015, 01:31:24 PM
Sorry, you missed the most important part.
It should be
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt  Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Then wipe all your stinking sweat on a towel and throw it in some ball boys/girls face.



Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 14, 2015, 01:47:02 PM
Quote from: tennismark
Ouch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis.
no.. no you don't..
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Mace on January 14, 2015, 01:53:46 PM
If Ana Inavovic played tiddly winks I wouldnt miss a game of that either!

Oh, and the Australian Open hasnt even started yet speewa, youre getting a bit ahead of yourself!

 :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Black Diamond on January 14, 2015, 02:41:30 PM
Ouch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis. Im with you,on tv, you lose the feel and emotions of the game and it is boring. BUT court sides another thing.
This is coming from a former pro tennis player and now a High performance tennis coach….so I know both sides of the stick.
Don't write it off, get your backside court side!!!!
You bought tickets to centre court lately? Gotta take out a Mortgage to get em  ???
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Robbo on January 14, 2015, 02:47:06 PM
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt  Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly



And that was just from Speewa sitting in the front row,

You should have heard the players.. ;D ;D








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Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Steffo1 on January 14, 2015, 03:08:31 PM
I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Black Diamond on January 14, 2015, 03:21:19 PM
I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!
Now Now thats taking it a bit too far  :-X

 ;D
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: dales133 on January 14, 2015, 10:14:02 PM
I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!
I'd rather watch gay Jewish Christmas in the park than afl
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 15, 2015, 05:23:48 AM
If Ana Inavovic played tiddly winks I wouldnt miss a game of that either!

Oh, and the Australian Open hasnt even started yet speewa, youre getting a bit ahead of yourself!

 :cheers:





Mace lm an out there kind of Bloke . Anyway if the tennis is played its best on the news , all over in 60 seconds . Just the highlights & results thanks       :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: scarpsD40 on January 15, 2015, 05:59:09 AM
Id rather suck farts out of dead Seagulls then watch Tennis.....
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 19, 2015, 05:25:38 PM
& then it begins , & goes ON & ON & On  :'(
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: GeoffA on January 19, 2015, 05:57:37 PM
The tennis is bad enough....but it's the monotonous voices of the eastern European women that really grates.....
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Jeepers Creepers on January 19, 2015, 06:04:51 PM
On Channel 7, 70, 71 and 72 up here.

Where's that friggin dead seagull..... c'mon, come to Uncle Jeepers, c'mon..... oh yeah, its dead, no wonder it can't hear me.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 19, 2015, 06:14:28 PM
I wanna see Daryl Eastlake and Speewa commentating..
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 19, 2015, 06:42:23 PM
It would only be Daryl East lake , l would be bored to Drink   .  Thats not a bad idea     :cup:   :cheers:



Can somebody put some WD40 on the court to stop the BLOODY Shoe Squeak .


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Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: tennismark on January 20, 2015, 09:39:08 AM
Come on guys, day 1 of the tourni, awesome atmosphere all around the grounds. Come down and soak it all up…..if worse comes to worse,have a drink and enjoy the people watching…
Im a coach, the sports in my veins and has given me so many awesome experiences………
Am I the only one who loves it????
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 20, 2015, 09:40:10 AM
Quote from: tennismark
Am I the only one who loves it????
yes.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: JD-120 on January 20, 2015, 09:52:52 AM
I don't mind it Mark. It's easy for the rest, just don't watch it.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: bruce93 on January 20, 2015, 11:59:21 AM
Am I the only one who loves it????

I'm with you Mark. It's a great sport. More fun to be had when playing the sport but even as a spectator it's a good game.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 21, 2015, 06:22:59 AM
l do believe that its a world event pouring Huge amounts of $$$ into Melb . The tennis put us on the world stage ,,,But l Still Don't Want To Watch it  >:D
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Xfigio on January 21, 2015, 06:44:58 AM
I think it has a lot to do with whether you have played the sport yourself, of have an interest, as you are better able to appreciate the tactics, skill and nuances of what is happening.  I could watch tennis, soccer and F1 all day, but NRL, AFL, V8's and golf is mind numbing to ME.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Brij on January 21, 2015, 07:39:56 PM
Don't mind AFL, so long as the volume is turned down and I don't have to listen to the commentators. Went to Etihad Stadium once. Was bored out of my brain. So high up in the stands you could barely see the ball.
I like watching cricket on telly, so long as I've got something else to do as well for the boring bits ie surf MySwag.
Went to the MCG once. 20/20 game. Bangledesh (I think) were bowled out in 5 overs, and Australia scored the required runs in about 5 overs as well. Barely got comfortable after working my way in with 50000 of my closest friends and it was time to fight my way out with them as well.

But the Australian Open?
A great family day out. Costs about $20 odd per person for a grounds pass (you can't get into Rod Laver or Margerate Court, but who cares, I'm not into it enough to work out who is playing there anyway), for the whole day. Although with No. 3 son ball boying for the last 2 years we get a few complimentry tickets anyway.
You wonder in to a court and can sit with in spitting distance of the players.
The enforced quiet whilst play is under way just adds to the tension as the shots go on.
Doesn't really matter who is playing. They are all world class.
If one of the players is not up to the challenge presented by their opposition the game is over real quick and they put another game on for you.
They don't do that at the cricket. ;D
And if you get a bit bored there are heaps of places to laze around and crowd watch. Eye candy galore. Doesn't matter what age or nationality you are in to  8) . The hotter the day the better. Especially if you sit around the fountain where the young lovlies seem to see it as a huge challenge to see how wet they can get before security chase them out of the water.

Peter H
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: dales133 on January 21, 2015, 07:50:00 PM
Tennis is like F1 Overpaid spoilt brats that think thier level of skill absolves them of all facets of human decency.
It's an important event to put a country/ destination on the map for all the big money spending tosser. ..melborne cup and the tennis is up there with the Monaco grand prix.
Does it benift anyone else? Yea to an extent but it's just another corporate sport played by temperamental wanker.
P's my Mrs and her daughter just got back from 2 days there.... I'm not even asking what it cost
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: terravista on January 22, 2015, 09:01:55 AM
I don't mind watching a close match between well mannered players, but I get sick of the repetitive headlines that remain the same for heaps of tournaments over a number of years like :
Samantha Stosur gets knocked out of the (whatever) Open in the first round.
Bernard Tomic loses his temper in the (whatever) Open
Australia loses in the Hopman Cup.
Leyton Hewitt enters his 2 680th Open and was knocked out in the second round.
Robert Allenby gets beat up by a drunk homeless woman.....sorry, wrong sport.
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: paceman on January 22, 2015, 10:44:42 AM
Tennis is like F1 Overpaid spoilt brats that think thier level of skill absolves them of all facets of human decency.
It's an important event to put a country/ destination on the map for all the big money spending tosser. ..melborne cup and the tennis is up there with the Monaco grand prix.
Does it benift anyone else? Yea to an extent but it's just another corporate sport played by temperamental wanker.
P's my Mrs and her daughter just got back from 2 days there.... I'm not even asking what it cost

perhaps you should do some reading about the charity work that both tennis and F1 'brats' do without getting/looking for recognition in the media, before writing them all off as 'spoiled brats'.

yes, some of them are arrogant (no different to any other facet of life), but the vast majority aren't. 

Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 22, 2015, 07:55:03 PM
Yes  Yes lts all good ,, its skilful  ,, its sport  , ,,, but why do l have to live on asteady diet on squeaky shoes bash,, bash ,, then clapping & whistles . Spare me  :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Bird on January 22, 2015, 08:16:35 PM
Yes  Yes lts all good ,, its skilful  ,, its sport  , ,,, but why do l have to live on asteady diet on squeaky shoes bash,, bash ,, then clapping & whistles . Spare me  :cheers:
all that matters is its closer to VFL Season Kickoff!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on January 22, 2015, 08:19:00 PM
ONE Looooong Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm           NOPE Still Not On  :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: duggie on January 22, 2015, 08:38:45 PM
I think it has a lot to do with whether you have played the sport yourself, of have an interest, as you are better able to appreciate the tactics, skill and nuances of what is happening.  I could watch tennis, soccer and F1 all day, but NRL, AFL, V8's and golf is mind numbing to ME.

I disagree, I played tennis, I played rugby league and I was a pretty bloody good shot with a rifle at the big bore rifle shooting ranges,   but I can,t stand tennis on TV, hardly watch any league and that includes the state of origin matches, couldn't be bothered turning the TV on when rifle shooting is shown during the Olympics or Commonwealth games .

But a am an avid watcher of motor sport  especially the Australian V8 supercars.

Don't get me started on Golf, if you hate that white ball that much and need to whack it with a stick, why chase in down the paddock and find the little bugger and whack it again ?

My rant is over, cheers duggie .
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: scarpsD40 on February 01, 2015, 06:19:20 PM
Wtf was that?
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on February 01, 2015, 07:44:06 PM






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Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: oldmate on February 01, 2015, 07:45:16 PM
I disagree, I played tennis, I played rugby league and I was a pretty bloody good shot with a rifle at the big bore rifle shooting ranges,   but I can,t stand tennis on TV, hardly watch any league and that includes the state of origin matches, couldn't be bothered turning the TV on when rifle shooting is shown during the Olympics or Commonwealth games .

But a am an avid watcher of motor sport  especially the Australian V8 supercars.

Don't get me started on Golf, if you hate that white ball that much and need to whack it with a stick, why chase in down the paddock and find the little bugger and whack it again ?

My rant is over, cheers duggie .

" yep, me and you, best mates"  :cup:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on February 01, 2015, 07:49:37 PM





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Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Bird on February 01, 2015, 07:50:16 PM
Wtf was that?
who gives a ****.. its finishes tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: speewa158 on February 01, 2015, 07:56:08 PM
who gives a ****.. its finishes tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Black Diamond on February 01, 2015, 10:26:46 PM
Thank **** it's over  :cheers:
Title: Re: Aust Open Tennis
Post by: Bird on February 02, 2015, 09:14:05 AM
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