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Offline speewa158

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Aust Open Tennis
« on: January 13, 2015, 07:24:23 PM »
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt  Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly





                          Spare Me
                                        Stick 5 in nails in my eyes & ears
 So l don't have to watch Or listen to this mindnumbibgcrap






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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2015, 07:45:56 PM »
I might repaint my house, more entertaining watching the paint dry then watching tennis.   ;D
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2015, 07:48:52 PM »
Well..... Think I'd rather watch Tennis than Cricket....! At this there's some eye candy in Tennis....
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2015, 07:49:03 PM »
Quote from: duggie on January 13, 2015, 07:45:56 PM
I might repaint my house, more entertaining watching the paint dry then watching tennis.   ;D
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2015, 08:01:02 PM »
How anybody could sit & watch  Over the net
                                                Over the net
                                              Over the net
                                               Over the net
                                             Over the NeT
                                              oVer the Nte
                                              O,. #&@ N*+           
                                                                                     Are we there YET                             :cheers:
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2015, 08:03:37 PM »
Tennis? What tennis?
Who are we trying to kid?

We're all glued to MySwag... ::)
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2015, 08:05:42 PM »
Quote from: GeoffA on January 13, 2015, 08:03:37 PM
Tennis? What tennis?
Who are we trying to kid?

We're all glued to MySwag... ::)


The realists        :cup:                                          Then all that's left is                  :cheers:
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2015, 04:59:39 AM »
Golf's more exciting than tennis and that's saying something
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2015, 05:53:08 AM »
l suppose that watching  two people tormenting a fuzzy bright green ball would come third to a nice walk in the park . Tormenting a smaller dimples white ball , being stalked by a bloke with a bag of earth moving equipment  ,
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2015, 06:46:10 AM »
Id rather suck farts out of dead Seagulls then watch Tennis.....except when there is a bit of Camel Toe dancing around the court :cheers:
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2015, 07:49:15 AM »
Quote from: baldheadedgit on January 13, 2015, 07:48:52 PM
Well..... Think I'd rather watch Tennis than Cricket....! At this there's some eye candy in Tennis....
X2 I feel un Australian but Shit that is one boring game. I dunno how the players keep awake
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2015, 09:56:42 AM »
Its only called TENnis cause 10 mins is all anyone can handle of it.
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2015, 12:23:09 PM »
Even the very few hot chicks playing can't keep me watching for long.
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2015, 12:51:34 PM »
Ouch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis. Im with you,on tv, you lose the feel and emotions of the game and it is boring. BUT court sides another thing.
This is coming from a former pro tennis player and now a High performance tennis coach….so I know both sides of the stick.
Don't write it off, get your backside court side!!!!
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2015, 12:56:13 PM »
My Mrs is going next week but I can't be bothered
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2015, 01:09:13 PM »
I'd rather watch a replay of a drawn test match in black and white @ 4.3.

I went once [years ago - free tickets] and got told to be quiet !!
I lasted 30 minutes.
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2015, 01:31:24 PM »
Sorry, you missed the most important part.
It should be
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt  Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Then wipe all your stinking sweat on a towel and throw it in some ball boys/girls face.



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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2015, 01:47:02 PM »
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Ouch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis.
no.. no you don't..
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2015, 01:53:46 PM »
If Ana Inavovic played tiddly winks I wouldnt miss a game of that either!

Oh, and the Australian Open hasnt even started yet speewa, youre getting a bit ahead of yourself!

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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2015, 02:41:30 PM »
Quote from: tennismark on January 14, 2015, 12:51:34 PM
Ouch boys, Ouch!!!!!
You gotta watch it live to get the real experience of tennis. Im with you,on tv, you lose the feel and emotions of the game and it is boring. BUT court sides another thing.
This is coming from a former pro tennis player and now a High performance tennis coach….so I know both sides of the stick.
Don't write it off, get your backside court side!!!!
You bought tickets to centre court lately? Gotta take out a Mortgage to get em  ???
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2015, 02:47:06 PM »
Quote from: speewa158 on January 13, 2015, 07:24:23 PM
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly
Grunt  Hit Fly
Grunt Hit Fly



And that was just from Speewa sitting in the front row,

You should have heard the players.. ;D ;D








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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2015, 03:08:31 PM »
I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2015, 03:21:19 PM »
Quote from: Steffo1 on January 14, 2015, 03:08:31 PM
I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!
Now Now thats taking it a bit too far  :-X

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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2015, 10:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Steffo1 on January 14, 2015, 03:08:31 PM
I'd rather watch tennis than AFL!
I'd rather watch gay Jewish Christmas in the park than afl
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Re: Aust Open Tennis
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2015, 05:23:48 AM »
Quote from: Mace on January 14, 2015, 01:53:46 PM
If Ana Inavovic played tiddly winks I wouldnt miss a game of that either!

Oh, and the Australian Open hasnt even started yet speewa, youre getting a bit ahead of yourself!

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Mace lm an out there kind of Bloke . Anyway if the tennis is played its best on the news , all over in 60 seconds . Just the highlights & results thanks       :cheers: :cheers:
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