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Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 25, 2013, 10:41:23 AM
To all  Good & Decent Swaggwer out there & the Rest of you ( Knowing Full Well Who You ARE ) l have been forced to offer a most Generous Reward . This will be for information & or Pics of the Perp & or perpetrates of the hinaus grime of Chairnapping .
Some information has been has been gathered about an interstate  crime syndicate working the airports  , bus  & rail terminals & camp grounds .lt has been reported that there is no Mastermind involved just dodgy henchmen  There are 2 person of interest at present . 1st is The mouth  the 2nd the Mule .  These Chairnapper seek out single Chairs traveling alone & they become targeted for the taking . Once grabbed the person said to be receiving is then sent pics of Chairs in demeaning poses . After causing great heart break to both chair & its wantobe owner , sometimes they are released , mostly kept in servitude to the Evil Captor .
Some Chairs have been left in the smoke of a camp fire , Left out in the rain , or worst of all  used as a cat /dog bed .
Any body with pics of , or information leading to the apprehension of " The Chairnapping Gang " or any of their crimes against other camping furniture or equipment . They could find themselves in line for a Reward . Depending on the value of the pics & info   
Hopefully this will be brought to a quick conclusion with you help
                                                                     >:D :'( :police:
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 25, 2013, 10:59:51 AM
Hi Speewa, sorry to hear about your news. Some really low life scum out there atm.

Not sure if this helps at all, but here's a pic of a dubious character I saw hanging around the airport luggage pick up area.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/25/nyzanare.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on December 25, 2013, 11:43:06 AM
Hi Speewa, sorry to hear about your news. Some really low life scum out there atm.

Not sure if this helps at all, but here's a pic of a dubious character I saw hanging around the airport luggage pick up area.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/25/nyzanare.jpg)
that looks like that bloke, whats his name again.?? you know the one,,, thingy, out lake Gregory way...
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Brett B on December 25, 2013, 12:13:23 PM
Sorry Jamie Cant help you mate  >:D
Hope it all goes well and you find your chair 8)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on December 25, 2013, 01:29:03 PM
Sorry Jamie Cant help you mate  >:D
Hope it all goes well and you find your chair 8)
His chair .? ?? Still mine till paid for, i'm out of pocket so far     :'(
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 25, 2013, 03:08:59 PM
Claim it on transit insurance . with a healthy slice for pain & suffering on my part having to deal with said dodgy Sydney Spivs'  . Trying to take advantage of a clean living bloke of temperate habit like myself  :cup:   ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Robbo on December 25, 2013, 03:28:11 PM
Here they are..Caught red handed ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 25, 2013, 04:10:21 PM
Robbo   Quick run out & tell their all Bastards , get somebody to post the result , you might not be up to it  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: kylarama on December 25, 2013, 06:41:28 PM

lets hope they catch this thief and give them the chair. :police:

(http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/2/22015/1045123-electric_chair.jpg)


wonder what size inverter you would need?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 25, 2013, 06:59:12 PM
Maybe it's gone off to find itself!
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/25/ja9u2y5a.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: kylarama on December 25, 2013, 07:07:58 PM
Maybe it's gone off to find itself!



Found the Lord and converted to a pew...

(http://www.holidayatthesea.com/wp-content/uploads/pew.jpg)
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 25, 2013, 07:26:32 PM
Hhmm, a speewa pew

Has a certain ring to it.......
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 25, 2013, 07:50:42 PM
Found the Lord and converted to a pew...

(http://www.holidayatthesea.com/wp-content/uploads/pew.jpg)



l think the idea stinks  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: GeoffA on December 25, 2013, 09:09:00 PM
Hhmm, a speewa pew

Has a certain ring to it.......

That would be .........a Spew.... ???
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 26, 2013, 06:40:00 AM
I called a meeting of some of the best collective 'chair' minds available to discuss where they think said chair could be.
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/26/apunere9.jpg)
Sorry Speewa, but they came up empty!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: MarkVS on December 26, 2013, 06:47:30 AM
Jamie,
It wasn't THE chair from the national meet ?


MarkVS
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 26, 2013, 06:51:04 AM
Qantas luggage handlers on the case investigating 'who's got Speewa's chair'!
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/26/7uremety.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2013, 06:53:09 AM
I called a meeting of some of the best collective 'chair' minds available to discuss where they think said chair could be.
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/26/apunere9.jpg)
Sorry Speewa, but they came up empty!




scraps when will you learn to take some grog to the camp fire . at least there will be more people there  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2013, 06:59:32 AM
Jamie,
It wasn't THE chair from the national meet ?


MarkVS



As you of all people should recall ( l don't ) that chair has been banished to the shed for classic rejection . lt may never be seen again for such a despicable act . Or cause its lost in the other crap in there .
 So l was hoping to get a new chair ,,,but alas this hasn't happened to date . All l could afford was a 2nd hand reject from interstate . Now that's lost  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2013, 07:03:01 AM
Qantas luggage handlers on the case investigating 'who's got Speewa's chair'!
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/26/7uremety.jpg)


Nail them Up l say .... Bang Some Sence  lnto them crus fiction 1ST affiance . They better speak or it will only get worse  >:D           
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 26, 2013, 07:07:06 AM
well I did promise the chair collective a few drinks if they solved the problem, but as they didn't, I'm just going to save my stash for the next Myswaggr get together.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 26, 2013, 07:09:34 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/26/7asajusu.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2013, 07:11:07 AM
A man after my own heart  . Now that's the sort of commitment we like to see . Move grog with a fork truck  :cup:
                                                         :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 26, 2013, 01:00:54 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/26/a9anese6.jpg)
Is this it? Guys that were holding this one hostage seemed quite keen to find it's owner!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 26, 2013, 01:18:12 PM
Bet its owner doesn't want it back . Last seen treged up & making dust in case you catch him & give it back  8)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: tourin n fishin on December 26, 2013, 07:44:25 PM
I'm thinking playschool has it;

there's a bear in there and a chair as well.... these your admission of guilt, it was right under our noses the whole time.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 26, 2013, 11:19:06 PM

I'm thinking playschool has it;

there's a bear in there and a chair as well.... these your admission of guilt, it was right under our noses the whole time.

 ;D ;D ;D
are you saying big teds got Speewa's chair?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 27, 2013, 01:23:22 AM
So if Big Ted is the perp he might be in with that other known dodgy Humphrey B Bear . He's the big one with no pants just a waste coat  :laugh:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Big Tread on December 27, 2013, 05:25:46 AM

So if Big Ted is the perp he might be in with that other known dodgy Humphrey B Bear . He's the big one with no pants just a waste coat  :laugh:

It wasn't me, but I'll ask my brother, Little Tread, he's pretty tight with Humpty and Jemima, so they might know who has the chair.

Big Tread
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: kylarama on December 27, 2013, 05:32:52 AM
I'd suss out Fat Cat too, including his friends.  He went off the rails big time when his show was canned all those years ago...
(http://[url=http://blowmy900.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fatcat.jpg]http://blowmy900.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fatcat.jpg[/url])
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Hairs on December 27, 2013, 05:46:47 AM
You haven't posted pictures of your chair, So I'm having a guess here,
Is this It  ???
If it is, We'll keep an eye out for it  ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 27, 2013, 06:20:10 AM
Hairs   this saga has gone on so long l almost forgotten what it looks like myself . Suppose l will grab the 1st 1 l find  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Hairs on December 27, 2013, 06:25:44 AM
Mate,
I can see why you would want it back, looks real comfy, Did you have it custom made just for you ???
I wish you well in your search to find this.
 :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 27, 2013, 06:55:29 AM

Hairs   this saga has gone on so long l almost forgotten what it looks like myself . Suppose l will grab the 1st 1 l find  :cheers:
this one?(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/27/7ymemyza.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 27, 2013, 02:41:41 PM
scraps  , scraps , scraps  ,,, you really gots to get out more young fellow .  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 27, 2013, 02:50:54 PM

scraps  , scraps , scraps  ,,, you really gots to get out more young fellow .  :cheers:
yeah, you're probably right:-)
This one?
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/27/qere7y3y.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on December 27, 2013, 03:02:52 PM
You haven't posted pictures of your chair, So I'm having a guess here,
Is this It  ???
If it is, We'll keep an eye out for it  ;D
Jon, there is know way it was that chair, the one i sent down to Speewa certainly never had that "BIG" (I wish it was) dish thing in the front...
it did have 2 little marble size indents like the other 2 things though.!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 27, 2013, 08:03:51 PM
BHG   said Chair has bee represented as such  ,, though its very hard to identify said chair with all the wantobees out there  . There are just so many doggies trying to scam   ,  clean living young chaps of temperate habit ,,, like myself   .
Where  is Chair    ??? ls it still in good condition    ??? ???. Will said Chair be suitable to take to a camp fire with out rejection   ??? ??? Or will it need to b e retrained   .    Your call  :cheers:
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 27, 2013, 08:51:35 PM
I got a little bored over the Xmas break, so thought you might appreciate it if I stripped said chair down, laundered the material, polished the tubing and oiled the joints. Had a bit o trouble getting it back together and found several parts left over at the end of the exercise.  All being said and done, I think the end result still has some merit. What do you think?
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/27/2e7uvyhu.jpg)
I particularly thought the label off the stubbie I was drinking adds a nice touch........uh huh!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 28, 2013, 05:58:41 AM
l knew this wouldn't go well
Having to deal with BHG discarded shed fill
Arranging the transport to Vic
The loss of Chair
Misstatement of Chair
Harassment
Wasting Swaggers & there pets time looking all over the country for Chair
Destruction of the original unit
lt just goes on & on
                                     lm not 1 to complain ,,,    Gezzzz its hard to get good help these days  :cheers:


Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on December 28, 2013, 06:15:33 AM
Well Jamie, I've been holding back on this info, mainly because I did not want to embarrass Scraps,
But the place I dropped of the chair to (and remember this is where scraps wanted me to drop it of to, he also gave me a contact name,! )  was full of druggies ,,,!!!!
I was shocked.!
These people are friends of his..
So the chair going missing is no surprise in my books, may well have been sold and the proceeds used for other means ! If you get my drift ?
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 28, 2013, 06:31:49 AM
:-) lol. Every druggie needs a good chair to sit in. Makes it easier to pop the little pills out of the foil rather than them falling on the floor and rolling under the bed or fridge!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 28, 2013, 06:54:36 AM
The Plot Thickens ,,,, So theres no telling  if Chair is the real said Chair . This might be some stand in look a like  to be fobbed off on a poorer unsuspecting bloke  . An Unsafe copy  that has been interfered with .
l fear we have both been duped by a international crime figure with a shed full of misappropriated camping furniture . The could be the turning point of the case . Any wonder scraps is reluctant to approach anybody in uniform for a pic  as he may be recognised   . The jig would up . Seems he dosnt want to go to " Her Majesty's Timeshare Lara ". That home away from Home for nardowells . :cheers:
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 28, 2013, 07:08:07 AM
Hey hey hey, I might be many things (and yes possibly well known to the local constabulary), but I aint now, nor in the past, nor expect to be in the future any type of 'chair fiddler'!  That's just down right rude 'shock!'

The ransome just doubled!!

That'll be two swagger trips that you'll have to now put up with my warped sense of humour.  Trust me it's not pretty.  SWMBO rolls her eyes all the time!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 28, 2013, 07:18:38 AM
Hey hey hey, I might be many things (and yes possibly well known to the local constabulary), but I aint now, nor in the past, nor expect to be in the future any type of 'chair fiddler'! 



l refer you to your confession of post 38 , a quiet Xmas it may have been  . but to fondle a chair left in your care is almost unforgivable . Even worst brag about it & the next day forget you have done it in the 1st place  :o :o
l think the sooner l can retrieve whats left if the said furniture the better  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 28, 2013, 07:32:11 AM
That's not fiddling lol.....
That's a masterpiece of reconstructive engineering!!!!!!!
Still just not sure what to do with the left over bits, so I've just shoved them in the bottom of the bag.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 28, 2013, 12:42:58 PM
That's all l need A F34567g lkea camp chair  >:D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 28, 2013, 01:30:44 PM
Ok I'm starting to feel a little responsible for said 'lost chair' so I whipped this one up.
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/28/yme4ygen.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: D4D on December 28, 2013, 01:36:17 PM
How about this chair I made with the chainsaw ;D

(http://blkmav.com/myswag/narbychair.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 28, 2013, 02:36:05 PM
 The worst part of it all is BHG is down a chair , ,nobody seems to think about him . He could be sitting in hyis shed in a very dark place cause hes not been able to pay the power bill until the huge amount of $ is transferred to save him  from darkness . Even worse he has probably run out of grog as well . While some unthinking Nardowell is reclining in comfort .  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 28, 2013, 02:39:05 PM
Ok I'm starting to feel a little responsible for said 'lost chair' so I whipped this one up.
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/28/yme4ygen.jpg)



That would have to be the worst whipping post l eave ever seen , Did you get the plan from the book " 1000 things to do with gaffer tape for fun & profit "   Bring back the lash l say  >:D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 29, 2013, 09:34:56 PM
Calling all swaggrs, Speewa needs a chair. Preferably one that won't buck him off.
BHG's chair has been purloined by a dubious character enroute Western Sydney to Nagambie.

Need everyone to check in the deep dark recesses of your CT, Shed, 4WD, attic, roof storage and dungeon (yes we know about them).  Dust them off (or hose if necessary), grab a pic and upload your offer into this thread.

As the courier who lost said chair, I'm happy to put up a prize (surprize:-)) for the offering deemed by Speewa to be the most suitable (or not)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 29, 2013, 10:14:25 PM
So
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/29/9u7y2emy.jpg)
Camping chair.

No offering considered too inconsequential:-)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Rumpig on December 30, 2013, 11:04:34 AM
Calling all swaggrs, Speewa needs a chair. Preferably one that won't buck him off.

this should work for him i reckon, easily transported in the camper and guaranteed he won't fall off once strapped in...lol... http://www.ebay.com/itm/FETISH-FANTASY-INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR-WITH-6-CUFFS-RESTRAINTS-/290996675574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Make_up_Cosmetics_Concealer_PP&hash=item43c0c0e3f6 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/FETISH-FANTASY-INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR-WITH-6-CUFFS-RESTRAINTS-/290996675574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Make_up_Cosmetics_Concealer_PP&hash=item43c0c0e3f6)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 30, 2013, 11:47:11 AM

this should work for him i reckon, easily transported in the camper and guaranteed he won't fall off once strapped in...lol... http://www.ebay.com/itm/FETISH-FANTASY-INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR-WITH-6-CUFFS-RESTRAINTS-/290996675574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Make_up_Cosmetics_Concealer_PP&hash=item43c0c0e3f6 (http://www.ebay.com/itm/FETISH-FANTASY-INFLATABLE-BONDAGE-CHAIR-WITH-6-CUFFS-RESTRAINTS-/290996675574?pt=UK_Health_Beauty_Make_up_Cosmetics_Concealer_PP&hash=item43c0c0e3f6)
agree, that one's got merit.  Just need to make sure you're not wearing spurs and puncture it:-)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 31, 2013, 06:06:03 AM
  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  ??? How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality  ???
 l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 31, 2013, 06:21:24 AM

  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  ??? How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality  ???
 l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before  :cheers:
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/31/ynydyre8.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 31, 2013, 06:22:45 AM

  scarps A chair with 6 points of contact  ??? How is one supposed to drink on a devise of such quality  ???
 l have found that inflatable products in the bush will deflate on you , so to speak , example tyres will also go down on you . So l don't recon this is robust enough . l have broken canvas chairs before  :cheers:
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/31/ymupynuj.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Watty2975 on December 31, 2013, 06:42:30 AM
Looks like the biography of this sad tale has already been written!

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Broken-Hearts-and-Empty-Chairs-9780981975573-Paperback-BRAND-NEW-FREE-P-H-/400608180323?pt=AU_Non_Fiction_Books_2&hash=item5d461bb863&_uhb=1 (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Broken-Hearts-and-Empty-Chairs-9780981975573-Paperback-BRAND-NEW-FREE-P-H-/400608180323?pt=AU_Non_Fiction_Books_2&hash=item5d461bb863&_uhb=1)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Hairs on December 31, 2013, 07:14:16 AM
Looks like the biography of this sad tale has already been written!

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Broken-Hearts-and-Empty-Chairs-9780981975573-Paperback-BRAND-NEW-FREE-P-H-/400608180323?pt=AU_Non_Fiction_Books_2&hash=item5d461bb863&_uhb=1 (http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Broken-Hearts-and-Empty-Chairs-9780981975573-Paperback-BRAND-NEW-FREE-P-H-/400608180323?pt=AU_Non_Fiction_Books_2&hash=item5d461bb863&_uhb=1)

There is only three copies left, be quick Swaggers or you will miss out!!  ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 31, 2013, 07:58:39 AM

There is only three copies left, be quick Swaggers or you will miss out!!  ;D
fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Hairs on December 31, 2013, 09:15:07 AM
fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)
"One Woman's Journey"
And you get free postage & handle.
These last few should fly out the door.
 ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: brickiematt on December 31, 2013, 09:59:02 AM
fantastic, looks like excellent campfire reading:-)

.......or a campfire starter ;D ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 31, 2013, 11:46:35 AM

.......or a campfire starter ;D ;D
or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on December 31, 2013, 01:33:23 PM
or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........
What.? ? ? ? :o
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Robbo on December 31, 2013, 01:53:03 PM
or tear the pages out and use them to wipe.........

Paper of any kind will never be superceeded ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Bird on December 31, 2013, 02:11:46 PM
Quote from: speewa158
Some Chairs have been left in the smoke of a camp fire , Left out in the rain , or worst of all  used as a cat /dog bed .

is this it?
(http://pinkbluelovescute.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Camping-has-made-this-dog-tired.jpeg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 31, 2013, 02:56:48 PM
Can't see Jamie asking that dog to move:-)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on December 31, 2013, 02:59:02 PM
He would,,! ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: KingBilly on December 31, 2013, 04:48:25 PM
Well I guess it's not called the silly season for no reason  ;D ;D  1400 plus posts about a stupid chair.  Give me patience  :-*

KB
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 31, 2013, 05:34:27 PM
Jamie actually bet me it wouldn't get to 200 posts:-)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: KingBilly on December 31, 2013, 05:40:53 PM
Where's GG when you need him?  He could stop this right now  ;D ;D

KB
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on December 31, 2013, 05:59:13 PM
What chair you talking about Kingbilly   ???   ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: berlitza on December 31, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/26/a9anese6.jpg)
Is this it? Guys that were holding this one hostage seemed quite keen to find it's owner!


I think I found its owners

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 31, 2013, 06:57:33 PM
l can see this descending into silliness even l don't understand .
 Chair  its not so hard to comprehend is it
Collapsible
Handy
Available
lntermediate
Recliner
The thing where you plant your body as a way point on the way to Mother Earth   :cup:  :cheers:


Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 31, 2013, 06:58:44 PM


I think I found its owners



Whats HIS name  ??? :o                                      & then :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Hairs on December 31, 2013, 07:24:08 PM
The thing where you plant your body as a way point on the way to Mother Earth   :cup:  :cheers:
You've had practice :cup:
 :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: berlitza on December 31, 2013, 07:26:08 PM


I think I found its owners
Whats HIS name  ??? :o                                      & then :cheers:

Steve there always named Steve , keep in mind for future reference  :laugh:

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on December 31, 2013, 07:32:41 PM
You've had practice :cup:
 :cheers:


But sometimes l miss  ;D  Gezzz it stuffs me modelling timetable  :cup:               :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on December 31, 2013, 07:53:49 PM
You've had practice :cup:
 :cheers:


But sometimes l miss  ;D  Gezzz it stuffs me modelling timetable  :cup:               :cheers:
who you modeling for Jamie ..?   "Gremlins are US " .???   ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Hairs on December 31, 2013, 08:30:23 PM
But sometimes l miss  ;D  Gezzz it stuffs me modelling timetable  :cup:               :cheers:

Like this  ???
(http://skinshoes.co/blog/oldblog/media/wysiwyg/catwalk-model-falling-over.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on December 31, 2013, 08:35:13 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/12/31/ma7ehy5e.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 05, 2014, 09:56:17 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/05/zeje7e9e.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: berlitza on January 05, 2014, 10:41:54 PM
make sure people involved with delivering said chair arn't aware of the below vid


Up Up And Away In My Beautiful Balloon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-rKcqOK5qU#)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Burga on January 05, 2014, 11:28:38 PM
Undisclosed location....
Picture taken at undisclosed time.....



(http://urbanfencepost.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/268129_10100224529343420_22906510_50039447_3423336_n.jpg)

 :cheers:  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 06, 2014, 06:00:09 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/06/tanuve7u.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 06, 2014, 06:13:51 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/06/tanuve7u.jpg)


H A R R Y !!! Don't shoot CHAIR  Geeezzzzz it hrad to get it & to lose it       .     How much can a Koala Bare  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: paulo on January 06, 2014, 03:29:26 PM
What's an Rweard?

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 06, 2014, 03:38:11 PM
What's an Rweard?
paulo, you aint been here long enough to understand Speewaneese yet.. you will ..in time,, and it does take time... ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 06, 2014, 06:19:43 PM
You blokes having a go at me cause lm thick, stupid dislexik , or just having fun,,,,, or both but in a devided way  .  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Hairs on January 06, 2014, 06:25:30 PM
So when are you going to be up this way again?
You are more than welcome to drop in for a few  :cheers:
All good mate  (http://www.hairfysh.com/images/Icons/Smileys/thumbs%20up.gif)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 06, 2014, 06:27:47 PM
So when are you going to be up this way again?
You are more than welcome to drop in for a few  :cheers:
All good mate  (http://www.hairfysh.com/images/Icons/Smileys/thumbs%20up.gif)



Do l have to kiss the ground as l have been known to do , from time to time  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Hairs on January 06, 2014, 06:53:52 PM
No, not at all.
But do drop in if you are ever up again  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: paulo on January 07, 2014, 01:08:50 PM
No, I just wasn't sure if it was a spelling mistake (or not ;D) or it was the reward, which may answer why the chair is still missing. Doesn't sound comfortable to me! :-* :'(
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Smoko on January 07, 2014, 02:23:32 PM
Chairald holt
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 07, 2014, 03:34:19 PM
Chairald holt
lol.................love this one! Possibly the best to date.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 07, 2014, 03:52:56 PM
Chairald holt



Taken back to China a Sub  ??? ??? ??? The circle is complete  :cup:
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 07, 2014, 03:57:41 PM
Chairald holt



Taken back to China a Sub  ??? ??? ??? The circle is complete  :cup:
So they can copy it, then spit them out the back of a factory at $10ea

Makes you wonder how many times they may have copied one of their own copies?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 07, 2014, 03:59:45 PM
Undisclosed location....
Picture taken at undisclosed time.....



(http://urbanfencepost.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/268129_10100224529343420_22906510_50039447_3423336_n.jpg)

 :cheers:  :cheers:


Chairnarme :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Pipeliner on January 07, 2014, 04:02:06 PM
As I was sitting on my chair
I KNEW the bottom wasn't there
Nor legs, nor back, but I just sat
Ignoring little things like that.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 12, 2014, 07:16:40 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/12/2yjudaqa.jpg)
Aliens stole it!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on January 12, 2014, 07:38:17 PM
Well I take me hat of to ya.....  :cup: 100 post's
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 12, 2014, 07:44:31 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/12/a2umu4u8.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 12, 2014, 07:47:39 PM
Well I take me hat of to ya.....  :cup: 100 post's





So do you feel ripped off . You entrusted said Chair to the hands of a known   " Drug Lord  " to be involved in a torrid trail of people involved in a world of chemical induced states  .  :cheers:
Then you give them 100 points !
lm still face down on the ground with my bottom chairless   :-[
What can l say  >:D >:D >:D >:D                                                & :cheers: 
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 12, 2014, 07:53:21 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/12/a9emynuj.jpg)
You see him here, you see him there, but I don't remember this one!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 12, 2014, 08:11:43 PM
Or is it Chair Stolen as a Giant Scam  ??? ??? ???
lts not the size of the scam  ,  lts the depth of the deceit to which they sink   .
Chair may be destined to a camp life of  being supportive  of bean eating  heavy drinking  , nardowell  .
What can l tell you                  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 12, 2014, 08:16:17 PM
I'm so glad you mentioned bean eating
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/12/emeperas.jpg)
This one would be perfect!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 12, 2014, 08:22:45 PM
I'm so glad you mentioned bean eating
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/12/emeperas.jpg)
This one would be perfect!




Your a SICK  BICKY      8) 8)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 12, 2014, 08:31:10 PM

I'm so glad you mentioned bean eating
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/12/emeperas.jpg)
This one would be perfect!




Your a SICK  BICKY      8) 8)
wait til you meet me:-)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 18, 2014, 12:55:56 PM
Thinking you might need to up the rweard. It's gone a bit quiet
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: edz on January 18, 2014, 01:24:46 PM
Thanks Scarps.
 The bloody missus has seen it now and wants to know if they do a recliner version and any other coplour ...she wont miss any of the soapies that she watches if she got one of these ...
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 18, 2014, 01:49:42 PM
Thanks Scarps.
 The bloody missus has seen it now and wants to know if they do a recliner version and any other coplour ...she wont miss any of the soapies that she watches if she got one of these ...
my pleasure :-)
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/18/y3eha7y6.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: tourin n fishin on January 18, 2014, 04:37:28 PM
Aaaahhhh Chair,

Comfortable
Height
Adjustable
Ingenious
Rear end support

Who can do without one
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 18, 2014, 05:39:18 PM
Aaaahhhh Chair

Who can do without one
 


why are people so cruel to me      .  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 20, 2014, 07:28:17 AM
Maybe its time to put a hit out?! I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a local door knocking type religious sector and some door to door sales people that don't own watches :D

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Robbo on January 20, 2014, 08:24:11 AM
Looks like Speewa's long lost chair is'nt going to show up anytime soon. So i think i have found the ultimate chair for him. It comes complete with a fridge and doughnut dispenser. I can just imagine Speewa sitting on this doing his business while enjoying a doughnut or two and washing it all down with a cold ale. Perhaps we could pass the hat round for donations and shout him this for next christmas. ;D ;D
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 20, 2014, 09:04:19 AM
Both of these last two posts have merit:-)

I can see the news headline now
'Qantas luggage handler's lodge harrasssment complaint against religious group', who has speewa's chair?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 20, 2014, 11:38:01 AM
Both of these last two posts have merit:-)

Nah mine doesn't have merit, I was watching the whole 10 yards last night and thought to myself how could I apply that story to this situation. And then I thought a "hit" might be a bit harsh for a missing chair that the true owner is only going to fall off anyway  ;D so enter the "happy clappers"!  ;D

After all this time, perhaps its become a cold case....

Can you get DNA out of camp chairs?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 21, 2014, 03:56:59 PM
Did I hear the word 'DNA'?
Looking for a chair?
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/21/e3ypeqeb.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 22, 2014, 07:12:24 AM
interview the usual suspects ,  >:D
lts not Cold Case , that's in The USA ,, its Slab here Mate . That's the local expression  we understand  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 22, 2014, 10:12:04 AM
Now that I think about it, you would need to have some thick gloves to be getting DNA out of a chair, who knows what you would find!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 22, 2014, 11:30:02 AM
l bet there is no money down the side . To many hands have been over it in transit .  DNA a cast of thousands & the cat  :cheers:
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 22, 2014, 10:14:24 PM
Launched a new detective book(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/22/gy7upe9u.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 23, 2014, 05:09:23 AM
Launched a new detective book(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/22/gy7upe9u.jpg)




True tale & complete fabrication of the story & how it has affected many lives .
                  sounds like a great idea but its not as though you can sit around & read it . IS IT  >:D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: GU_Thomo on January 23, 2014, 06:12:58 AM
Is this it?

CHAIRNOBYL

(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb91/GU_Thomo/Humour/Chairnobyl_zps1665148a.jpg) (http://s208.photobucket.com/user/GU_Thomo/media/Humour/Chairnobyl_zps1665148a.jpg.html)

Be careful it is still dangerous ;D ;D

Cheers
Parry
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 23, 2014, 06:17:39 AM
Might be hard to get dna of that one.
I think it's been raized:-)

Did I say there's a surprise if we can get this thread to 200!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Barry G on January 23, 2014, 06:22:47 AM
Was listening to the ABC broadcast from the "Big Ted Tent" at Melbourne Park yesterday, perhaps there Is 'A chair in there'...
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: GGV8Cruza on January 23, 2014, 06:23:29 AM
Might be hard to get dna of that one.
I think it's been raized:-)

Did I say there's a surprise if we can get this thread to 200!

I cant really see that happening and a heap of post counts dropping off soon  >:D

GG
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 23, 2014, 07:04:03 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/23/meva2yra.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 23, 2014, 08:08:42 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/23/meva2yra.jpg)



lts the natural order of things   :cup:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 23, 2014, 11:00:58 AM
Was it dropped off in a chair-ity bin? Maybe have a look at the Salvos?

Mum always said chair and chair alike (or something like that).
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 23, 2014, 11:03:17 AM
lino6 shouldn't you be rack at work :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: KingBilly on January 23, 2014, 11:19:04 AM
I cant really see that happening and a heap of post counts dropping off soon  >:D

GG

Triple dare you.  What a load of rubbish  :-*

KB
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Barry G on January 23, 2014, 11:40:17 AM
Triple dare you.  What a load of rubbish  :-*

KB

If that happened it would seem like some other fora, don't recon the mods here would go down that path!
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Bird on January 23, 2014, 11:41:23 AM
Quote from: GGPatrol
I cant really see that happening and a heap of post counts dropping off soon  >:D
Why not remove the post count all together?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: KingBilly on January 23, 2014, 12:11:18 PM
If that happened it would seem like some other fora, don't recon the mods here would go down that path!

If you had looked, it was a mod who suggested it.  My reply was simply tongue in cheek like the rest of this thread.  Remember to smile at least once today  ;D ;D ;D

KB
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 23, 2014, 01:33:50 PM
137;-)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 23, 2014, 01:39:47 PM

If you had looked, it was a mod who suggested it.  My reply was simply tongue in cheek like the rest of this thread.  Remember to smile at least once today  ;D ;D ;D

KB
we'd just start a new thread 138
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: KingBilly on January 23, 2014, 01:41:11 PM
You're wrong. It is 139  ;D ;D ;D

Kb
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Barry G on January 23, 2014, 02:10:06 PM
If you had looked, it was a mod who suggested it.  My reply was simply tongue in cheek like the rest of this thread.  Remember to smile at least once today  ;D ;D ;D

KB
Yep, saw that KB, was just being a bit sarcastic myself.
This thread wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes on other sites.  Which is one of the joys of MySwag   :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: KingBilly on January 23, 2014, 02:18:03 PM
Sorry B&B, looks like I should have taken the chill pill.

Cheers
KB
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 23, 2014, 02:48:52 PM
I may have just the right post to end this thread, but not before 200
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Clouty on January 23, 2014, 02:56:26 PM
With everyone out and about this weekend for OZ day, I have a funny felling the chair will poke its head out somewhere and be found  ;D ;D ;D I'll keep a eye out for ya speewa.. 8)
Post 142 8)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 23, 2014, 04:01:20 PM
we'd just start a new thread 138

I'm sure if a new thread was started people wouldn't read it they'd be thinking "chair we go again............."

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: noel_w on January 23, 2014, 04:02:16 PM
Was just out at Brissy airport, could have sworn I saw a lonely chair going around & around on the luggage carousel.....
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 23, 2014, 05:08:26 PM
If this gets any bigger it will have to be classified as chairnormous  ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: berlitza on January 23, 2014, 05:59:43 PM
Looks like someone else is still chair-ishing the lost but not forgotten chair
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 23, 2014, 06:29:14 PM
The lone chair, but where's tonto?
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/23/u8ahesyq.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 23, 2014, 07:00:36 PM
If it gets too close to the old camp fire it might be chair-iots on fire.....
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Nay-DMAX on January 23, 2014, 09:03:45 PM
lino6 shouldn't you be rack at work :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

He is cant you tell  ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 23, 2014, 09:24:59 PM
He is cant you tell  ;D

I hope with 340 odd more posts than me you aren't suggesting I am a time waster?

150 now.

I know this wasn't a Mafia job or speewa would be getting chair pieces in the mail  ;D
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 23, 2014, 09:34:11 PM
Found this interesting article on Google.
Chair-isma, who has it, how do you get it?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/9344824/Charisma-who-has-it-and-how-to-get-it.html
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Nay-DMAX on January 23, 2014, 09:58:44 PM
I hope with 340 odd more posts than me you aren't suggesting I am a time waster?

150 now.

I know this wasn't a Mafia job or speewa would be getting chair pieces in the mail  ;D

No I just have more to say than u of course but not when I am at work only if on lunch break. Has the bloody chair turned up yet
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 24, 2014, 07:26:50 AM
No I just have more to say than u of course but not when I am at work only if on lunch break. Has the bloody chair turned up yet

Would be unlike a woman to have more to say......:D

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 29, 2014, 04:13:08 PM
Saw a chair on the side of the road on the way home from Wagga today. May have been hitch hiking and was a victim of a hit and run?

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on January 29, 2014, 07:04:33 PM

Saw a chair on the side of the road on the way home from Wagga today. May have been hitch hiking and was a victim of a hit and run?

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing
nnooooooooooooooooo! I hope it makes it
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Nay-DMAX on January 29, 2014, 07:15:01 PM
nnooooooooooooooooo! I hope it makes it

I guess it depends on how far from Wagga it has got I notice he didn't say he offered it a ride maybe it was a shady looking character
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on January 29, 2014, 07:22:32 PM
It's legs were in the air so figured it would be a bit on the nose

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on January 29, 2014, 07:33:26 PM
Chair was running with the " Pillow Gang " to an undisclosed destination . You see members of  " The Pillow gang " on the side of the road everywhere . The to0 are sick of the abuse they receive at the hands of SOME  so they jump out of vehicles to take there chances of Freedom .  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on February 02, 2014, 06:44:50 AM
Harrison Ford movie - remake starring guess who?

Raider's of the Lost Chair.

A gardenologist goes in search of one that is lost.

Will he find said item?

What peril and danger will He have to overcome?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 02, 2014, 07:14:46 AM
Harrison Ford movie - remake starring guess who?

Raider's of the Lost Chair.

A gardenologist goes in search of one that is lost.

Will he find said item?

What peril and danger will He have to overcome?



Where he comes up against an Evil pervaye of chemicals & substances  at  his hillside compound  .
 One of his henchman runs a cut & shunt business on 4WD & flogs off rebirthed parts . Another runs some sort of an internet domination thing routed though Nigeria .  Huge Wild Animals trained to attack on command prowl the lair on the look out for the next meal .
Lulled in to a false sense of security by the Good looking & charming heroin ( Not that type of dope ) he reviles his plans to convert 20L  gerry cans into  storage of wood . He can then smuggle STUFF into camp site near you ,,,,& OUT as well .
Or something like that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Well it might happen  :cup:                    :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 02, 2014, 08:49:15 AM
I was watching a movie last night and I thought the story sounded familiar. It was called Chair in 60 seconds. It was about a gang of chair thieves that travel the country they say for "work" but its actually a scam to steel chairs from experienced beer drinkers. It is all some online scam aimed at luring in trusting people. Apparently the chairs get loaded into containers and sent to America to be reinforced for the oversize American ar$e.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 02, 2014, 09:00:21 AM
Sadly there nothing new under the Sun .
Man seeks  Chair
Man finds  Chair
Man louses  Chair
Man Stands ,,,,,, &,,,,,,,, Stands  till he falls down  :cheers:
 Some may have seen this flick before 
                                                       Well worth another peek  :cup:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: berlitza on February 02, 2014, 10:42:20 AM
I was watching a movie last night and I thought the story sounded familiar. It was called Chair in 60 seconds. It was about a gang of chair thieves that travel the country they say for "work" but its actually a scam to steel chairs from experienced beer drinkers. It is all some online scam aimed at luring in trusting people. Apparently the chairs get loaded into containers and sent to America to be reinforced for the oversize American ar$e.

 ;D  pmsl,  think I watched the same movie   ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: briann532 on February 02, 2014, 05:19:28 PM
I don't know if it helps in any way, but I saw a women painting some "genuine" aboriginal art while sitting in a chair that looked just like it...............
It was up near lake Gregory somewhere.
If you send me your title deeds to your house, your first born and a kidney, I can tell you where it is...............

(Can't believe speewa's chair has reached 7 pages-----------LOL)

Brian
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 02, 2014, 05:26:29 PM
My 1st born kidney & Liver are your  ,,,, l have stuffed them . Only use is as a door stop or as a display item at a Temperance Lecture  that l haven't ever attended as you can guess .    4 :cheers:
ls Lake Gregory  in Nigeria or is that just a scam l have heard  ???
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 02, 2014, 06:25:39 PM
Lake Gregory is the name of the Nigerian prince I think....  :police:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: tourin n fishin on February 02, 2014, 08:25:19 PM
aaahhh, The truth comes out, chair is Nigerian. Speewa must be paid to run distraction whilst chair convinces foreigners that chair is so awesome they need to send their western union account details and password in exchange for 2,0345,398 chairs which they have won in a lottery they can't remember entering.

Or something ;D ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: SambOz on February 03, 2014, 10:03:19 AM
Where he comes up against an Evil pervaye of chemicals & substances

Googled "PERVAYE"   ......   It came up with "Russia Prayer Times"  .... this thread has been insensible until then, now there is hope.  :cheers:

speewa, I suspect the loss of your chair has been impacting badly on your psyche and you may even have P.T.S.D.  or A.D.H.D. or DILLIGAF or one of those ruly bad contagus dizeeses.

Your "Russian Prayer Times" is showing a glimmer of hope, I suggest we all join speewa in 5 seconds silence and pray with him for the safe return of his totem dearly beloved chair.

 :angel:    ;D ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 05, 2014, 07:45:55 PM
I wonder if this chair might be eventually found near a large body of water on a weekend when people are getting married???

Or is it a case of 200 posts or bust!

Maybe there will be a tv series where a good looking relative of the person missing the chair seeks revenge on all those that conspired to take said chair and hold it to ransom? It could be called chair-venge? Or maybe a reality series where a camera crew films the day to day life of the chair that only teenage girls and twits watch called Keeping up with the Chair-dashians.....
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 06, 2014, 05:29:37 AM
There must be something in the water up your way Lino6  , don't drink it  ;D :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 06, 2014, 07:13:13 AM
There must be something in the water up your way Lino6  , don't drink it  ;D :cheers:

It's the same as your water isn't it, all out of the Goulburn. Oh sorry I forgot the water in those green tins comes out of the yarra I think! :P

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on February 09, 2014, 10:52:10 AM
Been feeling soooooooooo bad about the chair going MIA and been racking my tired little brain on how I could make it up to you. So I've found a guy up north that sells authentic Australian design camp chairs at a reasonable price.  He told me it's one of a kind, so it's ordered, paid by money and received an email to say it's on the way.  Hopefully it will arrive in time for our vic swagg'r weekend.

(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/09/ypymyhat.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 09, 2014, 11:03:04 AM
But its Blue   ,   l wanted Grey with a pattern & a side pocket     >:D >:D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on February 09, 2014, 11:09:12 AM
I've ordered red ochre and yes with side pocket
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: GGV8Cruza on February 09, 2014, 11:19:59 AM
Speewa, drop past my place when in the area and you can have one of my spares, more than happy to help out

GG
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 09, 2014, 11:22:15 AM
Thanks GG but l don't get down there very often  . Too many cars on the road & way to many people  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on February 09, 2014, 11:48:55 AM
Hey GG, great idea. I can swing past your place, pick one up and deliver to speewa...............
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: GGV8Cruza on February 09, 2014, 11:53:02 AM
Hey GG, great idea. I can swing past your place, pick one up and deliver to speewa...............

No probs, if anyone is going up they are more than welcome to pick it up. I may still be going just depends on a few things lining up and a dodgy ankle being OK. May even do a day trip on the Sunday morning

Just want to help out Jamie, he will have either very sore legs or a bad case of piles from sitting on the ground, also he won't be able to use his patented technology seat warmers for his personal use

GG
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: xcvator on February 09, 2014, 11:53:35 AM
Hey GG, great idea. I can swing past your place, pick one up and deliver to speewa...............
There's a hole in the bucket dear Lisa,  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Davepatrol on February 09, 2014, 01:02:02 PM


Just want to help out Jamie, he will have either very sore legs or a bad case of piles from sitting on the ground,

GG
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At least he wont have far to fall >:D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 09, 2014, 01:58:07 PM
Mother Earth will break my decent  :cup:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: GeoffA on February 10, 2014, 09:42:50 PM
Mother Earth will break my decent  :cup:

..again? She does that a lot..... ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 10, 2014, 09:46:21 PM
Hope this chair had a regulation fire brake around it this weekend.  :'(
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 14, 2014, 04:55:30 PM
Still a few off the required 200 posts....

Maybe we need a chair with a flux capacitor that can do 88mph to time travel back to a time it wasn't AWOL?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 14, 2014, 05:49:20 PM
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Title: Re: Reward Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: noel_w on February 14, 2014, 05:54:06 PM
Shameless plug for post count for the thread. By the way has anyone actually verified the once existence of this said chair?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 14, 2014, 05:58:53 PM
BHG is said to have washed his hands of it in total . apparently it driven him to drink , from what l hear it wasn't a long trip  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: noel_w on February 14, 2014, 06:00:59 PM
BHG is said to have washed his hands of it in total . apparently it driven him to drink , from what l hear it wasn't a long trip  :cheers:
And you were going to carry on the tradition of the chair......   :cup: :cup:  Speewa taking one for the team.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Nay-DMAX on February 14, 2014, 06:39:58 PM
And you were going to carry on the tradition of the chair......   :cup: :cup:  Speewa taking one for the team.

From other posts I have read he doesn't need the chair to drive him to drink he just needed it to sit in to continue the drinking. (sorry Speewa what was that you were saying about everyone picking on you) Another post in here
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 14, 2014, 07:10:57 PM
BHG is said to have washed his hands of it in total . apparently it driven him to drink , from what l hear it wasn't a long trip  :cheers:

I'm sure BHG will just add the offender to the "list"!

I have been feeling a bit sorry for speewa with all the stirring and innuendo so I have taken it upon myself to do some investigations tomorrow. I'm no good at investigations so don't be surprised if the conclusion I come to is "abducted by aliens"...

 :cheers:
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on February 14, 2014, 07:24:47 PM
Shameless plug for post count for the thread. By the way has anyone actually verified the once existence of this said chair?
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/14/qatusu9u.jpg)
It's in the bag:-)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 14, 2014, 08:01:41 PM
Clearly on an alien ship there. Hope the future owner doesn't end up getting probed.....  :-*
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on February 14, 2014, 08:06:09 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/14/banyputa.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: baldheadedgit on February 14, 2014, 09:14:14 PM
6 more post's.....? I don't believe this bloody chair is getting this much attention. ?.. :o
Title: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on February 14, 2014, 09:16:10 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/14/mu6e9yzy.jpg)

OMG, I think I'm beginning to remember what happened......,,
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 14, 2014, 09:48:23 PM
Looks terminal?

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: evolution on February 14, 2014, 11:43:25 PM
Looks terminal?

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Yeah but which terminal, arrival or departures.........

Was it sent for ransom or left with 4.5kgs of strange grass in it.....

Cheers
Evo
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 15, 2014, 03:29:30 AM
definitely   " Departures ". lts Gone & it wont be back       >:D     :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 15, 2014, 03:32:49 AM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/14/qatusu9u.jpg)
It's in the bag:-)






Last confirmed sighting    . Chair on chair at an Airport      ,       Gezzzz the Wright Brothers have got a lot to answer for  >:D                                     :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 15, 2014, 03:38:19 AM
& all l have left is a memory of the plans Chair & l could have made to park beside a camp fire together . Soport my torso while l have  :cheers:& sniff camp fire smoke  :cup:
   l could do that   , but now sitting on the ground   ,        :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on February 15, 2014, 06:51:34 AM
Cheer up speewa there's plenty of chairs in the sea. They'll be no good with the water damage so maybe better off going to Cobram outdoors or something! 

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on February 15, 2014, 06:54:29 AM
l was told it had really nice legs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Burga on February 15, 2014, 11:18:30 AM
9 pages and 203 replys.
Absolutely  :cup:
Must of been a (https://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net/m_8859028_8GqTpIxQBUBD.jpg) of a chair.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Firedogg on February 15, 2014, 04:01:24 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/14/qatusu9u.jpg)


Don't you listen to the airport security announcements.  DON'T LEAVE BAGS UNATTENDED.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on May 21, 2014, 09:59:46 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/21/a3uzu8em.jpg)
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Cruiser 105Tvan on May 24, 2014, 01:05:55 AM
It's legs were in the air so figured it would be a bit on the nose

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Was the chair checked for content of its pouch?
If they checked it did they paint a big red X on it?
So others would know it had been checked, and not waste their time checking again and again.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on May 24, 2014, 11:42:32 AM

Was the chair checked for content of its pouch?
If they checked it did they paint a big red X on it?
So others would know it had been checked, and not waste their time checking again and again.
you may have just solved a mystery for me. Always wondered why the cross. Now I know! Thnx
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on May 24, 2014, 05:35:24 PM
Solved a mystery but at the same time opened yet another to the light of day . Don't nail yourself to the cross ,   we can do that for you   >:D                                       :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on May 24, 2014, 05:56:29 PM

Solved a mystery but at the same time opened yet another to the light of day . Don't nail yourself to the cross ,   we can do that for you   >:D                                       :cheers:
well I may be a carpenter's son, and my son is a carpenter, so possible.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: lino6 on May 24, 2014, 10:34:15 PM
Lucky your not a Handcock then!

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Cruiser 105Tvan on May 24, 2014, 10:46:41 PM
(http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/05/21/a3uzu8em.jpg)


Do you have to dress in strange outfits as well.
I'm not sure about this any more. 
I s'pose there's a special handshake to learn as well, right?
You blokes make a fella nerrrrvusssss.
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on May 25, 2014, 07:22:18 AM
Strange outfits > Drizzabone coats & hats
Special Handshake > having a spare can of Beer & 1 at hand
Make you nerrrrrvis >
                                > Trust me       ,,,,,,,,     What could possible go wrong       :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Cruiser 105Tvan on May 25, 2014, 01:14:32 PM
There's that terrible portent of unknown evil again.

"Trust Me"

Also, "Trust Me, would I Lie to You."  Is another variation of the Theme.

I'm geddin even more NUVASS
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: speewa158 on May 25, 2014, 03:48:10 PM
Geeeeeeeezzzz all l said was " Trust Me " nothing else  :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: oldmate on May 25, 2014, 04:05:59 PM
There's that terrible portent of unknown evil again.

"Trust Me"

Also, "Trust Me, would I Lie to You."  Is another variation of the Theme.

I'm geddin even more NUVASS

Wait till you go camping with em, I reckon you may wake up with SOREASS.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on May 25, 2014, 05:31:14 PM

Wait till you go camping with em, I reckon you may wake up with SOREASS.  ;D ;D ;D
arrrhhhhsoooo you've heard about my famous curry recipe?
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: oldmate on May 25, 2014, 05:40:43 PM
arrrhhhhsoooo you've heard about my famous curry recipe?

Word gets around, australia is a small continent
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Cruiser 105Tvan on May 25, 2014, 05:42:27 PM
arrrhhhhsoooo you've heard about my famous curry recipe?

That does it, I'm taking my own food.
You blokes sound like your as bad as ROOTHY with what you throw in the cook pot!
 ;D ;D ;D :cheers:
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: scarps on May 25, 2014, 05:46:33 PM

Word gets around, australia is a small continent
don't you mean continence
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: oldmate on May 25, 2014, 06:27:54 PM
don't you mean continence

Ah yes sorry missed spelt, it happens   ;D

That does it, I'm taking my own food.
You blokes sound like your as bad as ROOTHY with what you throw in the cook pot!
 ;D ;D ;D :cheers:

I can tell you no one on here is like that character
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Cruiser 105Tvan on May 25, 2014, 06:53:21 PM
Posted by: oldmate
« on: Today at 06:27:54 PM »
"I can tell you no one on here is like that character."

Well that's a reassuring thing
Title: Re: Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair
Post by: Bird on May 25, 2014, 07:34:03 PM
shame the chair joke wore out 18 months ago...