Both of these last two posts have merit:-)
Nah mine doesn't have merit, I was watching the whole 10 yards last night and thought to myself how could I apply that story to this situation. And then I thought a "hit" might be a bit harsh for a missing chair that the true owner is only going to fall off anyway

so enter the "happy clappers"!

After all this time, perhaps its become a cold case....
Can you get DNA out of camp chairs?