Rweard Offered For the Safe Return of Chair

[lino6]

He is cant you tell 

I hope with 340 odd more posts than me you aren't suggesting I am a time waster?

150 now.

I know this wasn't a Mafia job or speewa would be getting chair pieces in the mail 

[scarps]

Found this interesting article on Google.
Chair-isma, who has it, how do you get it?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/9344824/Charisma-who-has-it-and-how-to-get-it.html

[Nay-DMAX]

I hope with 340 odd more posts than me you aren't suggesting I am a time waster?

150 now.

I know this wasn't a Mafia job or speewa would be getting chair pieces in the mail 

No I just have more to say than u of course but not when I am at work only if on lunch break. Has the bloody chair turned up yet

[lino6]

No I just have more to say than u of course but not when I am at work only if on lunch break. Has the bloody chair turned up yet

Would be unlike a woman to have more to say......

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

[lino6]

Saw a chair on the side of the road on the way home from Wagga today. May have been hitch hiking and was a victim of a hit and run?

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

[scarps]

Saw a chair on the side of the road on the way home from Wagga today. May have been hitch hiking and was a victim of a hit and run?

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

nnooooooooooooooooo! I hope it makes it

[Nay-DMAX]

nnooooooooooooooooo! I hope it makes it

I guess it depends on how far from Wagga it has got I notice he didn't say he offered it a ride maybe it was a shady looking character

[lino6]

It's legs were in the air so figured it would be a bit on the nose

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

[speewa158]

Chair was running with the " Pillow Gang " to an undisclosed destination . You see members of  " The Pillow gang " on the side of the road everywhere . The to0 are sick of the abuse they receive at the hands of SOME  so they jump out of vehicles to take there chances of Freedom . 

[scarps]

Harrison Ford movie - remake starring guess who?

Raider's of the Lost Chair.

A gardenologist goes in search of one that is lost.

Will he find said item?

What peril and danger will He have to overcome?

[speewa158]

Harrison Ford movie - remake starring guess who?

Raider's of the Lost Chair.

A gardenologist goes in search of one that is lost.

Will he find said item?

What peril and danger will He have to overcome?



Where he comes up against an Evil pervaye of chemicals & substances  at  his hillside compound  .
 One of his henchman runs a cut & shunt business on 4WD & flogs off rebirthed parts . Another runs some sort of an internet domination thing routed though Nigeria .  Huge Wild Animals trained to attack on command prowl the lair on the look out for the next meal .
Lulled in to a false sense of security by the Good looking & charming heroin ( Not that type of dope ) he reviles his plans to convert 20L  gerry cans into  storage of wood . He can then smuggle STUFF into camp site near you ,,,,& OUT as well .
Or something like that ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Well it might happen                     

[lino6]

I was watching a movie last night and I thought the story sounded familiar. It was called Chair in 60 seconds. It was about a gang of chair thieves that travel the country they say for "work" but its actually a scam to steel chairs from experienced beer drinkers. It is all some online scam aimed at luring in trusting people. Apparently the chairs get loaded into containers and sent to America to be reinforced for the oversize American ar$e.

[speewa158]

Sadly there nothing new under the Sun .
Man seeks  Chair
Man finds  Chair
Man louses  Chair
Man Stands ,,,,,, &,,,,,,,, Stands  till he falls down 
 Some may have seen this flick before 
                                                       Well worth another peek 

[berlitza]

I was watching a movie last night and I thought the story sounded familiar. It was called Chair in 60 seconds. It was about a gang of chair thieves that travel the country they say for "work" but its actually a scam to steel chairs from experienced beer drinkers. It is all some online scam aimed at luring in trusting people. Apparently the chairs get loaded into containers and sent to America to be reinforced for the oversize American ar$e.

   pmsl,  think I watched the same movie   

[briann532]

I don't know if it helps in any way, but I saw a women painting some "genuine" aboriginal art while sitting in a chair that looked just like it...............
It was up near lake Gregory somewhere.
If you send me your title deeds to your house, your first born and a kidney, I can tell you where it is...............

(Can't believe speewa's chair has reached 7 pages-----------LOL)

Brian

[speewa158]

My 1st born kidney & Liver are your  ,,,, l have stuffed them . Only use is as a door stop or as a display item at a Temperance Lecture  that l haven't ever attended as you can guess .    4
ls Lake Gregory  in Nigeria or is that just a scam l have heard 

[lino6]

Lake Gregory is the name of the Nigerian prince I think.... 

[tourin n fishin]

aaahhh, The truth comes out, chair is Nigerian. Speewa must be paid to run distraction whilst chair convinces foreigners that chair is so awesome they need to send their western union account details and password in exchange for 2,0345,398 chairs which they have won in a lottery they can't remember entering.

Or something

[SambOz]

Where he comes up against an Evil pervaye of chemicals & substances

Googled "PERVAYE"   ......   It came up with "Russia Prayer Times"  .... this thread has been insensible until then, now there is hope. 

speewa, I suspect the loss of your chair has been impacting badly on your psyche and you may even have P.T.S.D.  or A.D.H.D. or DILLIGAF or one of those ruly bad contagus dizeeses.

Your "Russian Prayer Times" is showing a glimmer of hope, I suggest we all join speewa in 5 seconds silence and pray with him for the safe return of his totem dearly beloved chair.

    

[lino6]

I wonder if this chair might be eventually found near a large body of water on a weekend when people are getting married???

Or is it a case of 200 posts or bust!

Maybe there will be a tv series where a good looking relative of the person missing the chair seeks revenge on all those that conspired to take said chair and hold it to ransom? It could be called chair-venge? Or maybe a reality series where a camera crew films the day to day life of the chair that only teenage girls and twits watch called Keeping up with the Chair-dashians.....

[speewa158]

There must be something in the water up your way Lino6  , don't drink it 

[lino6]

There must be something in the water up your way Lino6  , don't drink it 

It's the same as your water isn't it, all out of the Goulburn. Oh sorry I forgot the water in those green tins comes out of the yarra I think!

Sent from somewhere on something with that tap thing

[scarps]

Been feeling soooooooooo bad about the chair going MIA and been racking my tired little brain on how I could make it up to you. So I've found a guy up north that sells authentic Australian design camp chairs at a reasonable price.  He told me it's one of a kind, so it's ordered, paid by money and received an email to say it's on the way.  Hopefully it will arrive in time for our vic swagg'r weekend.

[speewa158]

But its Blue   ,   l wanted Grey with a pattern & a side pocket     

[scarps]

I've ordered red ochre and yes with side pocket