Answer me this, do be bold,
do you scrunch or do you fold?
Time’s a miss, so don't grow cold.
All's an ear now truth be told.
Quarrel of ages, not to be liked,
the question is clear, the answer a right.
In the loo, paper once swiped,
how is ones end cleanly wiped?
Do you scrunch and enjoy this action?
Pass your cheeks does the ball with much traction?
Do you reside always to this faction?
Jeer at a folder to get their reaction?
Do you fold at a leisurely pace?
Slow pass your cheeks, no need to race?
Safe with this method, everything in place.
Look at those scrunchers, what a disgrace!
One or the other, there is no in-between.
To the crevice of your rear do you clean,
Scrunch or fold? that’s what I mean.
To a member of either team, one must be seen.
I'd love to say it's an original, but unfortunately it's a scrunched up copy from someone else.