Whilst in Artillery, if there was a drought on and there was a chance there was just a bit of mud somewhere,more than likely, I would be bogged up to my axles, at least, once a month over 6 yrs, oh dear.
It was a standing joke,whenever the radio-chatter was about some vehicle being bogged, everybody thought of me, dunno why?
When I was in civvy street, driving for country council, I called over radio I was bogged, well not exactly, I drove over this hump and all axles were off ground, like a giant see-saw, only a 10- tonne truck,up and down, swaying in the breeze, not going anywhere, it took our grader to pull me off the bump, bugger,bogged again.