Well my reason is just plain boring compared to some.
Had Kat's all my life. Big, fat ones, skinny little ones, one's that demanded affection, ones that rejected affection. Everyone knows that Kat's have 9 lives. When I got chatted up in pubs in my youth, I'd say my name was Kat, which is kinda true, because my last name is Lyons, one of the biggest Kat's in the world. Who says you have to go to Africa to see one? LOL! So I'm Kit_e_kat9.
My house has been called "The Zoo" by many, but that seemed just a bit weird...
Kit_e