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Bush Poetry
« on: May 01, 2010, 08:47:02 PM »
I like bush poetry, and occassionly, inspiration strikes me :D
I hope you like this, as much as the struggle, it took for me to write it, hopefully, nobody will take offense as (a), i couldn,t fit every one in, (b), all treated equal, no discrimination, and (c)< hope you have a sence of humour.
Laurie.


The Weekend Camp

When Gunna Do shoots through Dunnidoo, and Danbri goes by Narrabri
The my swag crew are on the move
When Mcgirr starts to stir, and Speewa spears by Spearwah
They shed their urban fur
and hit the road, to the tune of the diesel beat

When the Dutchess farewells the Duke, and Joff has had enough
They leave the urban sprawls, for their canvas tie down walls
As they survey their eucalypt turf, they think about their fate
While a coldie fondly nursed, they yarn with new found mates.

As the kids begin to squeal, they make their evening meal
By the camp fire glow, they know exactly where to go,
as they walk the moon light shadows, spade in hand.

Tis' the fate of all and sundry, that you must be home by monday
As you pack the trailer up, its space you need to find, and a thought comes into mind,
as you head back to kith and kin, that it will be better next time,
When you do it all, again.

Copyright, by Savanahkelpy.
« Last Edit: May 03, 2010, 04:30:34 AM by savanahkelpy »
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2010, 09:09:14 PM »
Ripper !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2010, 09:37:26 PM »
Great Stuff SK!

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2010, 10:16:41 AM »
Fantastic, thank you............ :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup:
I can feel another MySwag monthly competition coming on.

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2010, 11:02:26 AM »
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2010, 11:06:45 AM »
Need to throw a few chords at it and we have a swagger anthem!  ;D

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2010, 11:07:49 AM »
I am privileged to be mention. ;D
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2010, 01:53:53 PM »
Not just a mention . We are immortalised in verse , shades of the bush bards Bango & Henry . You never know just who is out there !
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2010, 01:58:32 PM »
Speawa the camper was milking a cow,
the trouble with speawa, he didn't know how,
Along came the farmer and gave him the sack,
so he turned the cow over and poured the milk back..!!!

I had to ...sorry..lol

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2010, 02:28:41 PM »
NOW hang on a tick !!!!! I will have you know I am a qualified Dairy farmer by apprenticeship . Currently I hold A DCM & a DTP . For those not  in the field ,that means Diploma of Cow Milking & a Doctorate of Teat Pulling . There was a time in my life that everthing I owned  I owed to UDDERS
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2010, 02:31:19 PM »
Well you got me, i can't beat those qualifications, i only got a certifacate in BS..

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2010, 02:40:51 PM »
I dont belive you .
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2010, 04:28:39 PM »
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2010, 07:46:32 PM »
So is this a thread for all members poetry??

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2010, 09:42:22 PM »
Baldy,
I loved your poem on Speewa the milker
Gave me a good chuckle!  ;D

I think we should start a MySwag Poets Corner... I think there would be some interesting and entertaining creations!

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2010, 09:53:05 PM »
To market, to market, went my brother Jim, when someone through a tomatoe at him.
Tomatoe's are soft, they dont bruise the skin, but this one killed Jimmy,
It was wrapt in a Tin..

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2010, 09:55:47 PM »
To market, to market, went my brother Jim, when someone through a tomatoe at him.
Tomatoe's are soft, they dont bruise the skin, but this one killed Jimmy,
It was wrapt in a Tin..


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« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2010, 10:08:09 PM »
It's ok,,, he knows a good nurse

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2010, 12:21:06 AM »
Hi peeps,

I got this one a week ago and it struck a chord with me, just had to share.  I didn't write it, and it ain't funny, but it's really well worth a read.  I hope it means something to you all too.

Cheers,

DJ

 The Anzac on the Wall


I  wanderer thru a country town, 'cos I had some time to spare,
And went into an antique shop to see what was in there.
Old Bikes and pumps and kero lamps, but hidden by it all,
A photo of a soldier boy - an  Anzac on the Wall.
 
"The Anzac have a name?" I asked. The old man answered "No,.
The ones who could have told me mate, have passed on long ago.
The old man kept on talking and, according to his tale,
The photo was unwanted junk bought from a clearance sale.

"I asked around," the old man said, "but no one knows his face,
He's been on that wall twenty years.... deserves a better place.
For some one must have loved him, so it seems a shame somehow."
I nodded in agreement and then said,  "I'll take him now." 

My nameless digger's photo, well it was a sorry sight
A cracked glass pane and a broken frame - I had to make it right
To prise the photo from its frame I  took care just in case,
Cause only sticky paper held the cardboard back in place. 

I peeled away the faded screed and much to my surprise,
Two letters and a telegram appeared before my eyes
The first reveals my Anzac's name, and  regiment of course
John Mathew Francis Stuart -  of Australia 's own Light Horse.

This letter written from the front...  my interest now was keen
This note was dated  August seventh 1917
"Dear Mum, I'm at Khalasa Springs not far from the Red Sea
They say it's in the Bible - looks like  a Billabong to me.

"My Kathy wrote I'm in her prayers...  she's still my bride to be
I just cant wait to see you both, you're all the world to me.
And Mum you'll soon meet Bluey, last month they shipped him out
I told him to call on you when he's up and about."

"That bluey is a larrikin, and we all thought it funny
He lobbed a Turkish hand grenade into the Co's dunny. 
I told you how he dragged me wounded, in from no man's land
He stopped the bleeding closed the wound with only his bare hand."

"Then he copped it at the front from some stray shrapnel blast
It was my turn to drag him in and I thought he wouldn't last .
He woke up in hospital, and nearly lost  his mind
Cause out there on the battlefield he'd left one leg behind."

"He's been in a bad way Mum,  he knows he'll ride no more
Like me he loves a horse's back, he was a champ before.
So Please Mum can you take him in, he's been like my own brother
Raised in a Queensland orphanage he' s never known a mother."

But Struth, I miss Australia Mum, and in my mind each day
I am a mountain cattleman on high plains far away.
I'm mustering white-faced cattle, with no camel's hump in sight
And I waltz my Matilda by a campfire every night

I wonder who rides Billy, I heard the pub burnt down
I'll always love you and please say hooroo to all in town".
The second letter I could see ,  was in a lady's hand
An answer to her soldier son there in a foreign land.

Her copperplate was perfect, the pages neat and clean
It bore the date,  November 3rd 1917.
"T'was hard enough to lose your Dad,  without you at the war
I'd hoped you would be home by now - each day I miss you more"

"Your Kathy calls around a lot since you have been away
To share with me her hopes and dreams about your wedding day.
And Bluey has arrived  - and what a godsend he has been
We talked and laughed for days about the things you've done and seen"

"He really is a comfort, and works hard around the farm,
I read the same hope in his eyes that you won't come to harm.
Mc Connell's kids rode Billy, but suddenly that changed.
We had a violent lightning storm, and it was really strange."

"Last Wednesday, just on midnight, not a single cloud in sight,
It raged for several minutes, it gave us all a fright .
It really spooked your Billy - and he screamed and bucked and reared
And then he rushed the sliprail fence, which by a foot he cleared"

"They brought him back next afternoon, but something's changed  I fear
It's like the day you brought him home, for no one can get near.
Remember when you caught him with his black and flowing mane?
Now Horse breakers fear the beast that only you can tame,"

"That's why we need you home son" - then the flow of ink went dry-
This letter was unfinished, and I couldn't work out why. 
Until I started reading, the letter number three
A yellow telegram delivered news of tragedy,

Her son killed in action - oh - what pain that must have been
The Same date as her letter - 3rd November   17
This letter which was never sent, became then one of three
She sealed behind the photo's face - the  face she longed to see.

And John's home town's old timers - children when he went to war
Would say no greater cattleman had left the town before.
They knew his widowed mother well - and with respect did tell
How when she lost her only boy she lost her mind as well.

She could not face the awful  truth, to strangers she would speak
"My Johnny's at the war you know, he's coming home next week."
They all remembered Bluey he stayed on to the end.
A younger man with wooden leg became her closest friend.

And he would go and find her when she wandered old and weak
And always softly say "yes dear - John will be home next week."
Then when she died Bluey moved on, to Queensland some did say.
I tried to find out where he went, but don't know to this day.

And Kathy never wed - a lonely spinster some found odd.
She wouldn't set foot in a church - she'd turned her back on God .
John's mother left no Will I learned on my detective trail.
This explains my photo's journey, of that clearance sale.

So I continued digging, cause I wanted to know more.
I found John's name with thousands , in the records of the war.
His last ride proved his courage - a ride you will acclaim
The Light Horse Charge at Beersheba of everlasting fame.
That last day in October back in 1917
At 4pm our brave boys fell - that sad fact I did glean.
That's when John's life was sacrificed, the record's crystal clear
But 4pm in Beersheba is midnight over here.......

So as John's gallant spirit rose to cross the great divide,
Were lightning bolts back home, a signal from the other side?
Is that why Billy bolted and went racing as in pain?
Because he'd  never feel his master on his back again?

Was it coincidental? same time - same day - same date?
Some proof of numerology, or just a quirk of fate?
I think it's more than that you know, as I've heard wiser men,
Acknowledge there are many things that go beyond our ken

Where craggy peaks guard secrets neath dark skies torn asunder,
Where hoofbeats are companions to the rolling waves of thunder
Where lightning cracks like 303's and ricochets again
Where howling moaning gusts of wind sound just like dying men

Some Mountain cattlemen have sworn on lonely alpine track,
They've glimpsed a huge  black stallion -  Light Horseman on his back.
Yes Sceptics say, it's swirling clouds just forming apparitions
Oh no, my friend you can't dismiss all this as superstition .

The desert of Beersheba - or windswept Aussie range,
John Stuart rides on forever there -  Now I don 't find that all strange.
Now some gaze upon this photo, and they often question me
And I tell them a small white lie, and say he's family.

"You must be proud of him." they say - I tell them, one and all,
That's why he takes - the pride of place - my Anzac on the Wall.
 
(The charge at Beersheba took place late on the afternoon of 31 October 1917. recommended reading, The Australian Light Horse, by Roland Perry)
 
 

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2010, 05:06:18 AM »
Thanks, Deejay, for posting this poem,,its an absolute cracker!, and one i,ve never seen before and very significant around this time of the year. A second thanks for stating that you didn,t write it, as interlectual property rights can sometimes be important.
Mentioning thats its not your work, also provides a measure of integrity, for yourself and the creator and moderators of My swag web site. My small effort at the start of this thread took about 2  1/2 hours, to create on the night it was posted.
Also, a big thank you, to all the my swag members, (particularly, whose forum names i used as part of my poem), for the compliments
Laurie.
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2010, 05:34:46 AM »
                          Dont waffel my friend, put hand to pen.
                          The is much to be done telling of camping fun
                          with tracks to explore just out side your door
                          Adventures for all sleeping in canvas walls
                          A camp fire for warmth when we stop for the night
                          Tall tails & true are bound to be rife
                          Good humor & jest from only the best
                          A few grogs , fine tucker & a folding chair
                          Will swaddle  us all in the gentle night air                    
                          As the logs crackel softly stars drift on by
                          Sleep gently takes up to our bushy beds
                          Dreams of our travels fill our drouey heads
                          Night time is on us we wait the next day
                         We wouldnt have it anyother way  
                                                  
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2010, 08:40:01 AM »
Here's one from Edward "Ted" Harrington called "There's Only The Two Of Us Here"

I camped one night in an empty hut on the side of a lonely hill.
I didn’t go much on empty huts, but the night was awful chill.
So I boiled me billy and had me tea and seen that the door was shut.
Then I went to bed in an empty bunk by the side of the old slab hut.

It must have been about twelve o’clock – I was feeling cosy and warm –
When at the foot of me bunk I sees a horrible ghostly form
It seemed in shape to be half an ape with a head like a chimpanzee
But wot the hell was it doin there, and wot did it want with me?

You may say if you please that I had DTs or call me a crimson liar,
But I wish you had seen it as plain as me, with it’s eyes like coals of fire.
Then it gave a moan and a horrible groan that curdled me blood with fear,
And ‘There’s only the two of us here,’ it says. ‘There’s only the two of us here!’

I kept one eye on the old hut door and one on the awful brute;
I only wanted to dress meself and get to the door and scoot.
But I couldn’t find where I’d left me boots so I hadn’t a chance to clear
And, ‘There’s only the two of us here,’ it moans. ‘There’s only the two of us here!’


I hadn’t a thing to defend meself, not even a stick or stone,
And ‘There’s only the two of here!’ It says again with a horrible groan.
I thought I’d better make some reply, though I reckoned me end was near,
‘By the Holy Smoke, when I find me boots, there’ll be only one of us here.’


I get me hands on me number tens and out through the door I scoots,
And I lit the whole of the ridges up with the sparks from me blucher boots.
So I’ve never slept in a hut since then, and I tremble and shake with fear
When I think of the horrible form wot moaned, ‘There’s only the two of us here!’
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2010, 05:45:32 AM »
What happened to our budding poets corner ?
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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2010, 07:19:59 AM »
Ok, here's wee one. ;D

My days of youth are over
My spark of life is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout

Time was, when of its own accord
T'would from my trousers spring
But now I have a full time job
To find the bloody thing

It used to be embarrassing
The way it would behave
For early every morning
It stood and watched me shave

But now as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues
To see it hang its head in shame
And watch me clean my shoes.
A vision without action is a dillusion

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Re: Bush Poetry
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2010, 07:37:25 AM »
Thought I would post this one up whilst Snow was cleaning his shoes,.......................................................................again.  ;D

They say a picture tells a thousand words, so here it is, short and sweet.  True bush poetry and one any property owner will appreciate.
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