Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
Tow, tow, tow your boat, flat out on the highway, overloaded with crap brakes, no experience, in holiday mode with all your worldly experience of catching the weekly train and driving to grandmas on Sunday.
Load all the weight at the back, cos it's too heavy on the Kia's towball otherwise and the steering gets too light. See I do know how this works, just ask me, I'm an expert.
I've put the excess bits on the Kia roof, it should take 300k'gs, its new with no rust. Roof top tent, Gerry cans and gas bottles too. They smell a bit so I don't want them in the cabin.
Now chuck on my favourite music and lets belt up that highway. What could go wrong?
On a serious note, when we went to pick up our new caravan, they wouldn't let us take it without the correct weights being ascertained, checking the brake system and a full run down on towing and even an explanation brochure on weights and braking systems. We were told how to pack, where to pack and what not to do. What to check, what to look out for and why.
I do however scratch my head at the breakaway system with chains???
But credit to the people who made sure we were going to be safe.