Author Topic: Bloody Victorians... (Read 8895 times)

Jeepers Creepers · « **on:** June 04, 2019, 08:49:42 AM »

Geez, don't go sending ya crappy windy, Shitty weather up this way.

Friggin blowing its arse off outside and the wind chill factor here is bumping 10 degrees off our Queensland sunshine.
Its bad enough we have to deal with ya Shitty 80klm limited caravans on our roads, ya bloody white bodies on our golden beaches, without sending ya Shitty weather as well.

Bad Scott · « **Reply #1 on:** June 04, 2019, 09:35:30 AM »

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 08:49:42 AM

Geez, don't go sending ya crappy windy, Shitty weather up this way.

Friggin blowing its arse off outside and the wind chill factor here is bumping 10 degrees off our Queensland sunshine.
Its bad enough we have to deal with ya Shitty 80klm limited caravans on our roads, ya bloody white bodies on our golden beaches, without sending ya Shitty weather as well.

With love

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Pottsy · « **Reply #2 on:** June 04, 2019, 10:23:16 AM »

With your stunning results in the recent federal election we felt you should be rewarded / penalised by having some of our weather. ( depends on your political bent)
Enjoy.

Champin · « **Reply #3 on:** June 04, 2019, 11:52:28 AM »

Sharing is caring

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Jeepers Creepers · « **Reply #4 on:** June 04, 2019, 12:03:06 PM »

Bloody hell.... its 12.9 with a wind chill correction of 5.3 degrees.

Too cold to work on cars today, as I can't get my fingers working too good, so that rules out sex too, and the wife's home today.

Bloody Victorians

Bird · « **Reply #5 on:** June 04, 2019, 12:20:18 PM »

Jeepers Creepers · « **Reply #6 on:** June 04, 2019, 12:42:41 PM »

I'll give you stay calm.

Friggin clouds cover is moving in now....

I was going to shoot up the road today and get a steel outside weather shield off an old car for the Mighty Austin.
If I unbolt the friggin thing, it'll be in friggin Tahiti with this wind.

Friggin hell, how do you nimrods in Victoria put up with this.

This will be the first time since records have been kept, that winter has occurred so early in June.... and on a Tuesday.

Bad Scott · « **Reply #7 on:** June 04, 2019, 01:00:33 PM »

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 12:42:41 PM

I'll give you stay calm.

Friggin clouds cover is moving in now....

I was going to shoot up the road today and get a steel outside weather shield off an old car for the Mighty Austin.
If I unbolt the friggin thing, it'll be in friggin Tahiti with this wind.

Friggin hell, how do you nimrods in Victoria put up with this.

This will be the first time since records have been kept, that winter has occurred so early in June.... and on a Tuesday.

We send it north with lots of love

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bmwfreak · « **Reply #8 on:** June 04, 2019, 01:04:52 PM »

Just got back from a three week motorcycle round trip to Cooktown, and rode into this today🥶

Bird · « **Reply #9 on:** June 04, 2019, 01:06:30 PM »

Jeepers Creepers · « **Reply #10 on:** June 04, 2019, 01:16:23 PM »

You peeking in my windows.... again.

Just to be sure, I've just fitted snow chains to the Caddy.

Pete79 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 04, 2019, 01:36:58 PM »

It’s so cold here I actually had to put a pair of socks on today.

Now I’m not game to go out in public incase people might think I’m another one of those Victorians that are invading our great state at the moment....

moeite · « **Reply #12 on:** June 04, 2019, 03:05:14 PM »

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 12:42:41 PM

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Friggin hell, how do you nimrods in Victoria put up with this.

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Well it keeps the Queenslanders away.

Bad Scott · « **Reply #13 on:** June 04, 2019, 04:37:44 PM »

Quote from: moeite on June 04, 2019, 03:05:14 PM

Well it keeps the Queenslanders away.

What Sunny one day, freezing the next

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briann532 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 04, 2019, 04:40:47 PM »

Stop your flamin arguing and just meet in the middle.

NSW that is!!!!!

(Unless you count Canberra, but I figured we were only talking about humans!!!)

xcvator · « **Reply #15 on:** June 04, 2019, 06:44:25 PM »

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 08:49:42 AM

Geez, don't go sending ya crappy windy, Shitty weather up this way.

Friggin blowing its arse off outside and the wind chill factor here is bumping 10 degrees off our Queensland sunshine.
Its bad enough we have to deal with ya Shitty 80klm limited caravans on our roads, ya bloody white bodies on our golden beaches, without sending ya Shitty weather as well.

What's your address Jeepers, I'll organize a couple of bags of cement and viagra for you, your missus told me you need to harden up, in more ways than 1

#jonesy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 04, 2019, 07:27:51 PM »

Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on June 04, 2019, 12:42:41 PM

Friggin hell, how do you nimrods in Victoria put up with this.

We're tough

Brisbane Puff · « **Reply #17 on:** June 04, 2019, 07:48:39 PM »

Hey Jeepers..... Couple of days ago you were skiting how tough you were..

Your past comments do catch up to you..

"In Queensland, to prep the shed for winter, we just buy a new flannelette shirt.

Unless we leave the doors shut, then its just a T-shirt... but you know, if we have all the doors open etc, a flanny is good until around 8:30.
Too hot after that.

"

BC66 · « **Reply #18 on:** June 04, 2019, 10:10:39 PM »

I even put jeans and shoes on today
Let’s hope tomorrow the weather is back to normal. Poor buggers in Stanthorpe

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Jeepers Creepers · « **Reply #19 on:** June 05, 2019, 05:46:33 AM »

Keith, the quality of the hardwood is fine, its just the length of the timber.....

Puff, Never skiting about being tough, just pointing out, we have nice weather...until yesterday.
Today we're back into the 20's again.....

Should just build a giant wall, to keep out the rabbits and the Victorians.... same thing I suppose.

Pete79 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 05, 2019, 06:57:16 AM »

Don’t need a wall, just put up those toll gates at the border crossings.
If we charge them for their caravans by the foot we should see our northern highways flowing at speed all winter.

I recon if we get the tolls for car and caravan to match the ferry costs to Tassie we should be sweet.....

Jeepers Creepers · « **Reply #21 on:** June 05, 2019, 07:04:28 AM »

Quote from: Pete79 on June 05, 2019, 06:57:16 AM

Don’t need a wall, just put up those toll gates at the border crossings.
If we charge them for their caravans by the foot we should see our northern highways flowing at speed all winter.

I recon if we get the tolls for car and caravan to match the ferry costs to Tassie we should be sweet.....

The old fruit checking points at tweed heads could be converted to good, instead of evil.
I'm sure the area isn't being used for anything.

Geez S H Christ, imagine the noise when the 1st Victorian gets pinged for his "Annoying Queenslanders and Disturbing Their Lifestyle Tax"

You'd hear it over all their CPAP Machines combined..... ha ha ha ha.

Brisbane Puff · « **Reply #22 on:** June 05, 2019, 11:53:31 AM »

If that's the case why don't we put up a border wall and checkpoints.
Then make a passport a requirement for entry...

??

Pottsy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 05, 2019, 12:17:18 PM »

Quote from: Brisbane Puff on June 05, 2019, 11:53:31 AM

If that's the case why don't we put up a border wall and checkpoints.
Then make a passport a requirement for entry...??

Ring Pauline, once you get past the please explain, she'd be all for it, you could Clive to pay for it and Bob to Police it.

Brisbane Puff · « **Reply #24 on:** June 05, 2019, 12:59:37 PM »

Gee Pottsy.. You have been giving that a real lot of thought...
With all those heavy weights behind it, it may work...
No more Mexicans...

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