Yep lol, these chippies obviously make too much money. Maybe he could take it to the worksite and claim it as a tax dodge.
Yep, plus money from an on-site food van.
"Rumpigs Home made Pies, Sausage Rolls, Sandwiches & Drinks"
" Road Kill Rissoles Our Specialty"
"You Kill It, We'll Grill It"