I got a call from a mate in Sydney Wednesday nite that went something like this...
Mate: hey wanna look at a car with me this weekend
Me: Sure
Mate: it's in Adelaide
Me: Ahhhhhh
Mate: I'll pay your airfare with my frequent flyer points
Me: You sure you wanna do that
Mate: Yep, I'll book one way, if it's all good, we'll drive it home
Me: Riiiiiiiiight, so how far is that ?
Mate: It's only 1400km or 14 hours drive on Google Maps
Me: Well that's okay, so We'll be back Sunday night, work Monday, yeah ?
Mate: Yep
Me: if it's a no go, what then?
Mate: we fly back Sunday
Me: Sounds like a plan, I'm in......
10 minutes later, phone rings again....
Mate: Flights booked fly out 8am Saturday, seller is picking us up from the airport.
Me: Cool, were set. Want me to bring anything?
Mate: Nup, hand luggage only.
Me: Riiiiiight
Mate: I've booked a checked bag each. Mines got 21kg worth of spares in it, yours has got 16kg of spares and tools
Me: WHAT THE ..... what is it ?
Mate:.........a classic.........
Me: Reeeeeeally.......
Mate: a Phoenix Blue 1974 Mazda Bongo Van
Me:
WTFMate: What can possibly go wrong
If you see 2 blokes by the side of the road somewhere between Mildura and Hay, wave as you p155 yourself laughing