Folks,
Just thought I would add my 2 cents in here as I am one of the "numpties" (as you nicely put it) that work in an Operations Centre for the Ambulance Service - I will have been there 10 years in July.
Yes, if you are in a remote location, knowing your GPS coordinates BEFORE ringing 000 is very helpful. Not only are they handy for the "road" ambulance but are also great for us to pass onto the rescue helicopter (aka Air Ambulance or MediVac etc). GPS coordinates are not always required though. If you are on a gazetted road and know a nearby Rural Property Number or Creek Crossing etc this information will allow us to find you as well.
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we have to answer EVERY call with "Ambulance, what is the town or suburb of the emergency?" which I know sounds as handy as "bits" on a bull when you are in the middle of nowhere. After that question is asked, just clearly state that you are not in a town or suburb but that you are in the locality of "The Pinnacles" (or wherever you are) and that you travelled on such and such road/track to get there. Advise them you also have your GPS coordinates ready to give them as well. If you are somewhere that requires a 4WD, tell them that during the call.
Not everyone has travelled, worked or lived outside of Metro areas and so therefore some people have very little understanding of what lies beyond the concrete they are surrounded by. During their training they are instructed on call scenarios for various locations. Like in all jobs though - some people are fantastic at it, others not so fantastic. If you do experience some challenges when conveying information to an emergency service, please don't be afraid to provide feedback via the designated means (you can usually do it via the website) so that extra training can be given to that staff member (or so they can be performance managed i.e get spoken to by a Supervisor etc).
Couldn't agree more that you need to "push for what you need". After all, you are the one that is on scene and therefore has a clear picture of what has happened. Just don't forget to remain calm and answer all of the questions the EMD (Emergency Medical Dispatcher) has for you so that he/she can get a glimpse of that picture (as all he/she has to go on is the information you are providing) and then dispatch the most appropriate resource/resources to you.
Not all delays in an emergency service finding a scene are the fault of the emergency service responding. If you do live "out of town" and have a rural property number, make sure that the number (and the peg it's on) isn't obscured by long grass or shrubs etc. Keep the area around it maintained. Even if you live "in town" make sure your house number is clearly visible and maintained ie no numbers have peeled off etc. Use the gazetted name for your road, not the "local" name. If you call at night, turn on every light you have in the place to make it clearly visible to the officer/s in the vehicle driving as fast as they can to render assistance. If your residence isn't visible from the road, tell the Operator that. If your driveway is steep, tell the operator that. If they have to go through three gates, over 2 cattle grids and then take the right fork in the road, tell the operator that. Paint the picture for them as all they have to go on is the information you tell them. They don't have a crystal ball and they aren't mind readers, nor have they travelled every single road in this great country of ours. Even if you know your local Paramedics, Police Officers, Firies etc, it may not be them that are sent to you as, after all, they get annual leave/sick leave/family leave too and someone not normally from that area might be filling in for them.
The below app is the one recommended by all Emergency Services (Police, Fire, Ambulance and SES) across Australia.
What the app looks on the inside. If it can give you a street address it will, otherwise just lat long.
I am happy to answer any questions anyone has regarding calling for an Ambulance.