Forget that beer crap, feed them some Bundy Rum instead
As a smart ar$e, pimply faced 18 year old, I drank a bottle once on my own and then started on somebody else's bottle.
Threw up so hard I thought my own bum hole was gunna come up and then the other end started.
I Shit some toxic black substance that looked like melted road tar for about 3 days straight.
Couldn't go near the stuff for about 20 years. Just the smell of it was bad enough, however, a while back now, i did partake in a few.
These days, i don't overindulge too much, as I only have about 4 brain cells left that work and some of them are marginal at best.
But, I never gave up, lets face it, rehabs for quitters.