........ I put the lid on the camp oven if it's not right were going home......
If I throw one more empty beer can on the fire, i could be going home.
If I listen to ACDC at 3am again, i could be going home.
If I start my generator 4 metres from the camping area again, i could be going home.
If I do all three, another camper is going to kill me with a folding shovel and bury me right here, whew, at least I wouldn't be going home.