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How do you know when you are getting older ??
« on: April 02, 2016, 04:34:31 PM »
Well.....Im just about to go to my only daughters 40 Th.. birthday bash....her first born is now 18.....Gezzz...no wonder everything creaks and groans.....Wouldn't have it any other way....L00k out liver...your in for a work out.... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2016, 05:02:42 PM »
After you make a very appropriate speech one would hope.

My eldest is now 50!
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2016, 05:50:30 PM »
You know you're getting older 'cause your broad mind and narrow waist change places.
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2016, 06:31:42 PM »
You no when your getting old when you need glasses to look at
Your phone or a street directory

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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2016, 06:33:41 PM »
Quote from: Champin on April 02, 2016, 05:50:30 PM
You know you're getting older 'cause your broad mind and narrow waist change places.'

I like that :cup:
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2016, 06:34:30 PM »
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2016, 07:40:45 PM »
Oh dear,

I suffer from a few of those  :P
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2016, 10:08:30 PM »
Quote from: FJCruzin on April 02, 2016, 07:40:45 PM
Oh dear,

I suffer from a few of those  :P
Geeze, you're lucky  :'(
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2016, 10:17:37 PM »
I have been told you are officially old when you are sitting on the floor and you can't get to the standing up position without using your hands...  :cheers:
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2016, 06:59:29 AM »
Quote from: nab on April 02, 2016, 10:17:37 PM
I have been told you are officially old when you are sitting on the floor and you can't get to the standing up position without using your hands...  :cheers:
Geez mate I have been old since I was 25  :'(
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2016, 07:40:42 AM »
Quote from: grc on April 02, 2016, 06:31:42 PM
You no when your getting old when you need glasses to look at
Your phone or a street directory

CHEERS GRC  :cheers:
What do you mean read the ,,,,,,,,,, Where the Frak Are My Glasses Anyway :cheers:
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2016, 09:24:23 AM »
When you are still around to do the sums.
The alternative is pretty bleak.
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2016, 09:41:36 AM »
When wearing socks with your sandles or Crocks just makes sense, regardless of looks.

When you tuck your polo shirt, your wife purchased for your 40th, into you cargo elastic waist with drawer cord shorts.

When you pin your club or association badges on your hat.

When you get those flip up sun glasses lenses on your reading glasses, because you can not justify another pair of sunglasses.

When you run standard tyres on your 4wd, because only young blokes run larger tyres.



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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2016, 10:08:05 AM »
When you have thoughties, and not naughties. cheers Ron.
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2016, 10:36:54 AM »
When you go to Woolies and stand there with a blank look on your face for five minutes, Wondering what it is you went there for ..
The wife still cant remember what she wanted  ;D
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2016, 11:02:46 AM »
Well....Had a great night!!!...Give the Boag's Premium a run for it's money.....Feeling a little dusty this morning....... :cheers: :cheers:....might have to get back on the horse...Our daughter had a great 40th with great friends.
                            Cheers Tracker.

                         
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2016, 11:30:52 AM »
When ya fart and follow through!  ;D

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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2016, 07:09:09 PM »
Yep. Sometimes just having a controlled bowel movement makes your day. :laugh:
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2016, 07:15:42 PM »
When you go down to the shed and when you get there....forget what you were after  >:D
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2016, 07:22:13 PM »
When you go to a 90th birthday party and are not surprised by the invite.  (last night :-[)
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2016, 08:30:11 PM »
When your favourite music is in the 2 for $5 bin
When you're happy to wear a cardigan

As I did the other day....reading in the local paper about a free digital camera course for Senior's Week, and thinking 'damn...wish I could go to that'
Then reading further...must be over 55....that's ME!   :o  PMSL
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #21 on: April 04, 2016, 08:23:48 AM »
When your body is as regular as clockwork-

You pee at 6am every day,
You poo at 6:30am every day...............

but you wake at 7am every day.
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #22 on: April 04, 2016, 08:51:54 AM »
Was told recently I'm now eligible to join the Ulysses Club  :'(

Will probably start looking at Goldwings soon  :'(
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2016, 11:44:31 AM »
When according to your latest test results you can no longer out cycle a bad diet
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Re: How do you know when you are getting older ??
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2016, 03:34:19 AM »
You get your Seniors Card

It now takes you all night to do what you used to do all night!!
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