OK, here's a little history lesson for you.
If you look through the Sydney Universities mid 1960's student year books , you will find that Bird may have lifted Bronwyn Bishops photo for his avatar.
Bronwyn was turfed out of the uni for failing 11 subjects over 6 years.
Obviously politics is bad for your figure.
Now a maths lesson. Nearly 80% of the people who think Bird would be a good moderator are Victorians.
What is in the Victorian water that would think someone who would need 15 hours a day to moderate his own comments would have the time to do anyone else's?
Sure, he may be a demi-god, and rid the world of evil, but let him have some time off for his good deeds.
There are a whole team of potential moderators coming back from Pommyland who will be looking for new jobs, how about one of those?