I've always worn Oakley
Pair 1 - stolen after about a month I was so dirty.
Pair 2 - had for about 3yrs so comfortable didn't know you had them on, walked into the surf got smashed by a wave and gone.
Pair 3 - lost I still think they're in the shed somewhere.
Pair 4 - fell off table while camping and got stood on.
Pair 5 - on a mates boat and turned my back to the wind and they flew off into the water.
Pair 6 - changing a tyre and it got dark, took them off and reached up and put them on the bonnet, forgot them. Wife drove off the next morning didn't see them, gone.
Pair 7 - now have the offshoot ones. And have to agree with others here, the lenses are ordinary compared to my previous pairs. About 18months old, they are badly scratched and the coating on the lenses is flaking around the edges, and they've been treated no different to the others.
I think I should get some cheapie next and I'll struggle to lose or break them