This thread should be renamed I reckon to a what made you smile thread or something.
47 pages of crap weather in Victoria..... why would ya put ya self through it.
Now, i'm NOT SAYING its a dog of a place, but I did notice you even have "sea fleas"....... what more can I say.
Oh, at least in Queensland, the things that bite you are of .... shall we say..... more of a substantial size and with a better attitude.
Although, it is cool here this morning, i may need to whack on a flanny for the first 1/2 hour of mowing.