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Offline terravista

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What pick-up line worked for you?
« on: February 09, 2015, 03:59:33 PM »
Ever gone through life wondering where you went wrong?
I lived through the late 60's where Free Love was everywhere.....except where I was.
Now, through Googling I found what I had been doing wrong. Apparently the best pick up lines that were all the go don't really work.
So kids, don't use the old faithfuls like:

1. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
2. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
3. You smell like my mother. I like that.
4. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
5. You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.
6. When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away... don't make me buy another sock.
7. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
8. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.
9. I hope I haven’t given you the wrong impression. I’m actually taller and richer than I look.
10. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

It looks like you just have to use the more modern ones, especially the bestest ever "SHOW US YA T1TS", apparently the girls really fall for this one.

There must be suggestions for other workable lines you can pass on so the younguns can score.



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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2015, 04:04:30 PM »
After a night of disappointment? I'm your man....
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2015, 04:14:01 PM »
I'm Scottish by birth.  Have you got any Scots in you. No, want some?
Never used it but doubt it would've worked:)
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2015, 04:31:16 PM »
Does ya dad own a brewery....
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2015, 04:36:06 PM »
None ever worked for me, but had mates who were good bulls**t artists and it worked for them......but I was never happy with the idea of convincing a chick I was a deep sea diver for the Navy...or an up and coming DJ....or a champion bull rider on holidays !!!!   ??? ??? ;D
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2015, 04:37:28 PM »
With my movie star good looks, I don't need a pick-up line.  ::)

They just throw themselves at me......
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2015, 04:46:09 PM »
Mate of mine was engaged young and when he got a pass to go out with the boys he used to just flat out ask chicks he thought might say yes "wanna f**k".
He recon on average out of 10 3 would hit him,5 would laugh and 2 would say yes.
He never did anything about it but it was interesting to say the least...started off as a dare
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2015, 04:50:36 PM »
It was lined up before the birth of our second son to call him Nicholas.

Until one night around the campfire (one too many drinks)I let it out the reason I wanted him called that is so he walk into a bar and say
" My name is Nicholas and that's how I like my women"

Cant understand why my wife changed her mind so quickly on that name.  ;D

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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2015, 04:58:19 PM »
I don't remember the line or the night really but she's still here 21 years later ;)
With time off for good behavior I should be home soon :)
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2015, 05:03:08 PM »
Quote from: Juzzman on February 09, 2015, 04:50:36 PM
It was lined up before the birth of our second son to call him Nicholas.

Until one night around the campfire (one too many drinks)I let it out the reason I wanted him called that is so he walk into a bar and say
" My name is Nicholas and that's how I like my women"

Cant understand why my wife changed her mind so quickly on that name.  ;D

This is GOLD!!!

One I have used without success is "Grab your coat love, you've pulled"
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2015, 08:14:45 PM »
Try this one...,,I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2015, 08:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Rumpig on February 09, 2015, 08:14:45 PM
Try this one...,,I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.
no wonder you and Rod are so happy together  ;D
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2015, 08:23:36 PM »
Quote from: MarkGU on February 09, 2015, 08:18:26 PM
no wonder you and Rod are so happy together  ;D
he's dumped me for Olly these days   :'(
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2015, 08:32:30 PM »
Like weight lifters? How about a clean and jerk?

Is that a mirror in your pocket coz I can see myself in your pants.

Ever tripped over a tree stump? How about a root?
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2015, 08:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Rumpig on February 09, 2015, 08:23:36 PM
he's dumped me for Olly these days   :'(

Lmao,  nah nah, he just needed a shoulder to cry on, as you went away with Jeff.  ;D
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2015, 09:09:18 PM »
Drop ya draw, and I'll be yours... ???
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2015, 09:10:11 PM »
Quote from: oldmate on February 09, 2015, 08:55:17 PM
Lmao,  nah nah, he just needed a shoulder to cry on, as you went away with Jeff.  ;D
;D ;D
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2015, 09:11:26 PM »
Is that an ethiopian in your pocket or just left over 1/4pounder
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2015, 09:12:59 PM »
 Not realy a pick up line but what did the cannibal do after he dumped his g/f.... wiped his arse
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2015, 09:30:28 PM »
Mate & i were at the beach when a gorgeous blonde babe walks up with a bull terrier in tow. My mate says " where'd ya get the pig" to which blonde replied "thats not a pig its a dog".
Quick as a flash my mate replied "not talking to you, talking to the dog"

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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2015, 09:37:49 PM »
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2015, 09:41:39 PM »
Lol.
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2015, 10:01:47 PM »
They say you are what you eat, and by the morning I want to be you
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Re: What pick-up line worked for you?
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2015, 10:04:39 PM »
Lol
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