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What to get swmbo for Xmas
« on: November 29, 2014, 06:29:06 AM »
So it's that time of year again when us guys always struggle to hit the spot with that well thought, researched, valued gift for the better half.
Well seriously, what do you get for a lady when she clearly already has the perfect gift that is witty, charming, romantic, and thoughtful.

Ideas please?
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2014, 06:33:35 AM »
What about a day/weekend for 2 at one of those spa/massage joints?

She could take one of her girlfriends.....

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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2014, 06:34:31 AM »
Give her a voucher for a hour of Scarps loving.
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2014, 06:36:00 AM »
Quote from: Trailer Bloke on November 29, 2014, 06:34:31 AM
Give her a voucher for a hour of Scarps loving.

.....but what would she do with the other 55 minutes?.....
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2014, 06:59:10 AM »
I'm gunna buy her a new winch  :cheers:  8)
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2014, 07:03:16 AM »
Quote from: Black Diamond on November 29, 2014, 06:59:10 AM
I'm gunna buy her a new winch  :cheers:  8)

Just what she needs....
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2014, 07:08:13 AM »
Here ya go Merry christmas send darling wifey up on the aerobatic flight, dont forget the video option so ya can relive the screams of enjoyment and narrative of thanks over and over .http://www.jetfighter.com.au/
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2014, 07:12:38 AM »
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2014, 07:21:39 AM »
Not sure for her birthday I got her a $100 voucher and "supercheap"
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What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2014, 07:29:01 AM »
Found this. Might be ok.
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2014, 11:46:09 AM »
buy her a new vacuum or ironing board to make life easier
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2014, 12:03:39 PM »
I bought Kerry a new Hema 7 for her birthday last week, and considering a new camper for her christmas present.


She'll probably get me some clothes or something...

I think she is lucky to have a considerate husband like me to get her the best presents.... :angel: :angel:


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What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2014, 08:31:41 PM »
Discovered today that a new camera for her might be the go.
Or so it was intimidated.
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2014, 09:46:43 PM »
Hoping to get her a new ( to us ) adventure off-road camper.  Can't think of anything more romantic than being able to spend more time away together :-D

I'm pretty sure that it's what she wants more than anything  else.....
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2014, 11:11:06 PM »
I bought Mrs McT a Waeco Fridge stand for Christmas last year  ;D

Then we just 'laughed'and 'laughed' ??     NOT !!!

Still haven't lived it down - I've been reminded of this continually all year.   So I'm also looking for good ideas from the guys who have learnt a thing or two...
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2014, 04:46:12 AM »
Quote from: MarkVS on November 29, 2014, 12:03:39 PM
I bought Kerry a new Hema 7 for her birthday last week, and considering a new camper for her christmas present.


She'll probably get me some clothes or something...

I think she is lucky to have a considerate husband like me to get her the best presents.... :angel: :angel:


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Ya better than me, we buy each other nothing for Xmas or birthdays or Valentine's.

Having said that, i was thinking of getting Astrid a 3 hour surfing lesson, but with the balance of a boiled egg, it may be a waste of money.
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2014, 05:35:11 AM »
Quote from: Black Diamond on November 29, 2014, 06:59:10 AM
I'm gunna buy her a new winch  :cheers:  8)

lf she gets a winch she a Keeper  ;D ;D ;D Good Looking  & a 12000KG winch    :cup: :cup: :cup: :cup: :cheers:
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2014, 05:41:32 AM »
Or, did spell check stuff up and you're really getting a 120 kilo wench. :D

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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2014, 05:45:43 AM »
Not getting into that   she knows where l live  :-*
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2014, 10:06:38 AM »
I think I'll get my misses a large box of Panadol to help with the headaches she seems to get at bed time :'(.  If women are so good at multi tasking how come the cant have a headache and sex at the same time >:D  ;D
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2014, 10:13:29 AM »
If you are serious about "hitting the spot", how about something in the plastic/metal line, battery operated and an option with a vibrating factor.

That's right, a new smart phone with silent mode, and she can video you getting out of bog holes, get the latest apps and leave you free for so she can get some "me time".
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2014, 10:35:45 AM »
2 x 6inch stacks for the ute with 1 not connected, and a 1.2inch exhaust going into one of them. go with 2x 10ft UHF antenna on the bullbar with spring bases so they smack the roof at 80 kph...

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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2014, 11:27:01 AM »
One year I got SWMBO an electric fence unit. Last year I made her some stuff for her horse gear. This year I was thinking a lift kit for her DMax but doubt that'll go down well!
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Re: What to get swmbo for Xmas
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2014, 11:39:23 AM »
Quote from: lino6 on November 30, 2014, 11:27:01 AM
One year I got SWMBO an electric fence unit. Last year I made her some stuff for her horse gear. This year I was thinking a lift kit for her DMax but doubt that'll go down well!
how about a dustpan with her name engraved on it.. then next year you can get her the brush??

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