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Offline speewa158

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So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« on: November 03, 2014, 07:49:06 PM »
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2014, 08:08:32 PM »
Quote from: speewa158 on November 03, 2014, 07:49:06 PM
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The bookmakers are the only ones who win Jamie.

hence why ( imo) horse racing is boring as bat crap.
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2014, 08:12:16 PM »
I'd agree with that.
Unless your face down in your ashtray with a Form guide in one hand and a cigarette burning holes in your other fingers gambling just isn't sexy. ...lol
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2014, 08:16:10 PM »
Ill play spewa

Cant go past the 2 fav's IMO. Admire Rakti and Lucia Valentina
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2014, 08:16:48 PM »
Quote from: MarkGU on November 03, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
The bookmakers are the only ones who win Jamie.

hence why ( imo) horse racing is boring as bat crap.

Yep or horse 12 lol
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2014, 08:17:55 PM »
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2014, 08:23:48 PM »
I reckon the first one past the post might be the winner :cup:  :cheers:
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2014, 08:25:01 PM »
When you put midgets on horses anything can happen
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2014, 08:53:17 PM »
if past cups are anything to go by, it'll be a horse other then the one i bet on  ::)
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2014, 08:59:26 PM »
Quote from: dales133 on November 03, 2014, 08:25:01 PM
When you put midgets on horses anything can happen

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WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU BET ON HORSE
DRINKING AS MUCH AS ELEPHANT OF COURSE
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY DRUNK
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2014, 08:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Rumpig on November 03, 2014, 08:53:17 PM
if past cups are anything to go by, it'll be a horse other then the one i bet on  ::)
Lol.... You'd have more fun doing heroin for the weekend, I'm sure you'd find something that cost less that was more fun than watching anorexic sqeeky voiced dudes beating horses half to death and feel a whole lot straighter for it
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2014, 09:00:41 PM »
Quote from: oldmate on November 03, 2014, 08:59:26 PM
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU BET ON HORSE
DRINKING AS MUCH AS ELEPHANT OF COURSE
WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY DRUNK
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2014, 09:01:05 PM »
Quote from: oldmate on November 03, 2014, 08:59:26 PM
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU BET ON HORSE
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WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY DRUNK
WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
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YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2014, 09:02:11 PM »
Quote from: MarkGU on November 03, 2014, 09:01:05 PM
ease up on the drugs Olly


Lol, I'll save some for ya hahahahha
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2014, 09:18:32 PM »
Quote from: dales133 on November 03, 2014, 08:59:41 PM
Lol.... You'd have more fun doing heroin for the weekend, I'm sure you'd find something that cost less that was more fun than watching anorexic sqeeky voiced dudes beating horses half to death and feel a whole lot straighter for it
doubt i'll even bother putting a bet on tomorrow actually, so shouldn't cost me anything  8) i've got $10 in my wallet and my ATM card has stopped working, so couldn't place a decent bet even if i wanted to...lol. I used to go to the Brisbane races every year with mates, now that cost me a bomb...no pay for 2 days being self employed back then (cup day and too sick to go to work the next day also...lol...we used to be at the track before 10.00 a.m and home sometime the next morning) aswell as a fortune lost on the nags as i rarely won out overall on the day  :'( still it was a good day out being at the track  8) 8)
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2014, 09:24:40 PM »
Quote from: Rumpig on November 03, 2014, 09:18:32 PM
doubt i'll even bother putting a bet on tomorrow actually, so shouldn't cost me anything  8) i've got $10 in my wallet and my ATM card has stopped working, so couldn't place a decent bet even if i wanted to...lol. I used to go to the Brisbane races every year with mates, now that cost me a bomb...no pay for 2 days being self employed back then (cup day and too sick to go to work the next day also...lol...we used to be at the track before 10.00 a.m and home sometime the next morning) aswell as a fortune lost on the nags as i rarely won out overall on the day  :'( still it was a good day out being at the track  8) 8)
I hear you... I've got a prepaid holiday to Cains next week lucky we've got the acomodation and Shit paid....
Btw anyone in Cains if you got nothing on I'm there Monday to Sunday and would love to meet up with some Queensland brethren.
Be cool to catch up
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2014, 09:29:48 PM »
Came the the conclusion that i'm going to win tomorrow, going the "borrow" one of these ,


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not sure how well I will do on the the grass though





 
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2014, 09:39:07 PM »
Borrow the useless tit farmer or the bike lol
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2014, 09:41:27 PM »
Quote from: dales133 on November 03, 2014, 09:39:07 PM
Borrow the useless tit farmer or the bike lol

I'd ride both at once i'm not scared much
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2014, 09:43:18 PM »
Lol
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2014, 10:21:10 PM »
It beggers belief that anyone could put there hard earned on 2 tonne of horse flesh, with a brain the size of a pea, being ridden by some bent little pissant, trained by dodgy pricks like the Waterhouse Lot, who should have been banned from all racecourses in 1984.
and NO, I'm not a punter.
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2014, 03:51:00 AM »
Horses are amazing animals. They are the only one that I know of
that can take so many people for a ride at the same time.  ;D
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2014, 04:21:22 AM »
The first horse past the post :cup: :cheers:
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2014, 05:27:25 AM »
After reading through all your post l am almost sorry l started this  :-[ :-[  No not really just interested to see who was going to maintain the tradition of the " Sickie " today & or possibly tomorrow . :cheers:
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Re: So Whos Going to WIN the Melbourne Cup
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2014, 07:12:56 AM »
Well I think Ive narrowed it down, I reckon theres a fair chance that its going to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A horse !
Hopefully all the drunken ****tards will have crawled home to the gutter  by the time I get to work this arvo, It'll save me having to drag them out .
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