Beware of the NBN.. it's evil personified..
At first we sat there.. clicked on a link.. got up, go make coffee.. had a chat with the wife, mowed half the lawn.. came back.. ah.. you can enter your password now.. go off again. .mowed the rest of the lawn... and so you trundled at a sedate pace through getting your chores done, as well as internet banking, checking the cricket scores etc etc..
In waltz the NBN..
And you click on a link.. and before you can blink, the page is up.. and the next one, and the next one... soon you're mesmerised by the depths of the Interwebs.. you never realised how much is out there.. available for all and everyone.. then you hear a voice in the background.. it's your wife.. she's just about had it.. been shouting at you for 2 days now.. you realised you haven't shaved since Friday morning.. the lawn is still not mown, mates came and left after the rugby.. the weekend has come and gone.. reluctantly you get up and get ready for work.. Monday can't pass soon enough..
Soon, work is just an interlude between marathon internet sessions.. Youtube running on one screen, torrent manager on another.. your hard disks are filling up at an alarming rate.. but everywhere you go you see more stuff to download.. older versions of Ubuntu.. pre-release Windows 95 ( we can't mention the movies and television series because this is a law abiding forum )..
Reluctantly you install a proper router.. wire up the rest of the house.. now the whole family is hooked.. after all, Junior downloading some 'research material' isn't impacting any more on Princess listening the the latest boyband on Spotify.. somewhere in the background your wife has discovered digital scrapbooking.. and the last 20 years worth of awkward photos are making their way online to the family blog.. Someone mentions NetFlix and Hulu.. and soon you need to buy 3 more wide screen televisions to cater for everyone's tastes - long gone are the days of watching FamilyFeud together over dinner..
And then you discover online gaming.. World of Tanks, ARMA II, EVE Online.. work is beginning to seriously interfere with your newfound 'social'-life.. you've not met any of these people in real life.. but they're happy to see you.. greet you like a long lost friend.. Welcome.. you arrived in NBN-World..
Seriously.. the NBN is cool to have.. it's got 100001 benefits.. even the slowed down, half broken, archaic piece of crap Tony Abbott is organizing for us. However, be warned.. once you've had it.. you can't go back to being without it.. it very quickly digs it's fingers into your life.. and in many subtle ways, you're hooked to it for life.. It becomes the number one requirement when you start looking for a new house !
**Disclaimer : Events described above is completely fictional and do not have any relation to real events in my life -> I've never played EVE