I was really trying hard to stay out of this because I don't want to get caught up in the 'us' and 'them' mentality, but some of the comments/suggestions on here are quite frightening. I assume (hope) most of these are made in jest, but there is a small percentage of idiot drivers that read this stuff (or listen to the 'shock jock' idiots) and think it is ok to do things to scare cyclists. It is not - there are no circumstances where it is acceptable. The outcome for the cyclist could easily be deadly. I know there are cyclists that do the wrong thing, just as there are drivers that do the wrong thing, but there are many, many more that you don't notice because they are doing the right thing.
I am a 56 year old wife, mother, grandmother, aunt, accountant, surf lifesaver, driver - and road cyclist.