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Todd Carney
« on: June 30, 2014, 07:42:08 AM »
Seems like Todd was on the pi$$ again
He must never have heard about not defecating on your own doorstep.
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2014, 07:48:45 AM »
Quote from: UIZ733 on June 30, 2014, 07:42:08 AM
Seems like Todd was on the pi$$ again
He must never have heard about not defecating on your own doorstep.

Yep, I think he might have run out of chances this time. Could be career ending.

http://www.smh.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/todd-carney-showed-he-had-learned-little-from-his-past-mistakes-20140629-zsq9d.html
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2014, 08:01:07 AM »
you can't cure 'stupid'.

sharks did the right thing...
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2014, 08:27:41 AM »
Getting a urine sample, the wrong way.
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2014, 08:42:31 AM »
Mmm Todd carney.

1 word.

Can't say it on this forum.


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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2014, 08:47:20 AM »
Looks like he was into recycling
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2014, 09:42:10 AM »
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2014, 11:16:45 AM »
you gotta wonder!!!! the guy is a bloody good footballer and continues to do stupid stuff which is ok but posting the picture??? Bugger me ???
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2014, 11:33:38 AM »
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you gotta wonder!!!! the guy is a bloody good footballer and continues to do stupid stuff which is ok but posting the picture??? Bugger me ???
apparently it was "a mate" whose phone got stolen/lost etc

but why would you put yourself in that position in the first place?
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2014, 11:41:14 AM »
Quote from: Bird on June 30, 2014, 11:33:38 AM


but why would you put yourself in that position in the first place?
Agree
What goes though someone's head to say to yourself..... I'm going drink my own piss WTF
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2014, 12:37:52 PM »
I must have lead a sheltered life - I can't ever remember thinking you know what I'm going to pi$$ in my own mouth and get a mate to take a picture because it will be funny as!!
Classic example of too many dollars and too little brain cells.

Unfortunately Todd is one of those people who just cannot drink - period. Problem being like so many young talented footballers they get paid a hell of a lot of money and get wind blown up their backsides by all and sundry telling them how good they are.

On top of that he continually gets "second chances" because he is a great player.

Hopefully he will be blacklisted by the NRL too - time to get a REAL job Toddy!!
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2014, 12:59:51 PM »
He had six hundred and fifty thousand reasons (per year) to literally pull his head in.

Its doubtful that he'd have much experience at getting a real job, in the real world, for real money. Not to mention having to actually work for a living.

How many more chances will he get ?

I suppose its arguably better to be a has-been than a never-has-been.
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2014, 01:15:21 PM »
Pissed myself laughing when I heard about this :)

The Raiders had him pegged when they got rid of him years ago.
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2014, 02:20:16 PM »
Quote from: Argle on June 30, 2014, 12:37:52 PM
I must have lead a sheltered life - I can't ever remember thinking you know what I'm going to pi$$ in my own mouth and get a mate to take a picture because it will be funny as!!
Im with you..

But apparently we are supposed to show our kids

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"It is called "bubbling". And apparently it’s "huge" in Australia.

"It’s part of our everyday life," skater Troy West told Vice.

"My dad actually taught me how to do it when I was a kid."

http://www.theage.com.au/rugby-league/todd-carney-lewd-photo-inspires-facebook-bubbling-copycats-20140630-zsqjv.html
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2014, 02:22:39 PM »
I heard Toddy's going into the personal training business.
He'll be selling the Todd Carney diet.
It's really simple - just piss in your own mouth and lose everything.
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2014, 02:50:24 PM »
He was only trying to wet his whistle!!

« Last Edit: June 30, 2014, 02:55:53 PM by Bundy Drinker »
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2014, 03:29:58 PM »
Surely his just misunderstood and in this politically correct new age world there must be someone or something to blame ? Tic
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2014, 05:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Argle on June 30, 2014, 12:37:52 PM
Hopefully he will be blacklisted by the NRL too - time to get a REAL job Toddy!!
he'll end up overseas playing just like Joel Monaghan is in English Super League
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2014, 05:06:58 PM »
I am coining a new euphemism;
From here onwards, taking the piss shall be known as taking a 'Carney'.
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2014, 05:18:37 PM »
Quote from: Bird on June 30, 2014, 02:20:16 PM

But apparently we are supposed to show our kids

I hope not!  I've got 3 girls...

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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2014, 05:22:36 PM »
His Parents must be so proud

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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2014, 05:25:23 PM »
Quote from: UIZ733 on June 30, 2014, 05:06:58 PM
I am coining a new euphemism;
From here onwards, taking the piss shall be known as taking a 'Carney'.

Gold.

Might just go take a carney right now lmao
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2014, 05:27:24 PM »
I wonder what demons he carries in that space between his ears.

Whats the bet if he is finished he will be dead within two years. ?
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2014, 05:33:13 PM »
Maybe he can team up with Brendan Fevola and do sportsmen nights?
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Re: Todd Carney
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2014, 05:45:38 PM »

You will have to forgive me...the last game of "footy" I watched I think had peter sterling with long hair and the newtown jets were contenders..... I never read anything about  any code ...but I heard this on the radio today and its convinced me im right.i will never read or listen to anything again......

I heard somewhere today these peanuts get paid $650K a year ...For what? chasing a ball ,kicking a ball, running with a ball and knocking some one else over thats trying to run with a ball.
How about clubs pay them the 50k part(that should cover the cost of their kids names  being tattooed on their arms and hair gel)  and the other 600k goes to Kids cancer research.....
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