At Leisurefest today. Some shady looking bloke slipped me his business card and told me he was a drug dealer..........
Scarps, it was great to finally meet you and Sue today. Hope to share a campfire someday!
Matt
lol......the business card is multifunctional.
1-it communicates name and contact details
2-you can roll it around some dried weed, light one end and inhale the other
3-you can roll it into a tube and use it to ingest white powder finely chopped in a row
4-you can drop it into a glass of water and let it dissolve, takes about 3 days. You know when it's ready as the print colour has disappeared and the paper turned into a white mush. What do you do with this you ask? Well you can drink it, but it is just quality paper machete.
5-I usually just give them away:-)