Had them on the phone the other night "international call" comes up so I get a bit excited. Had them (spoke with 3of them) on for over 16 minutes and was punching the air, kids were pissing themselves. I asked where they were calling from? "Sydney", asked how the weather was? "Fine" quickly checked iPhone and saw it wasn't fine so challenged them on that answer. I answered a few of their questions and later contradicted myself like telling them I was using Windows and then at the end before they hung up, telling them my iPad wouldn't work, that got him going. When they said hackers were coming I asked if I needed to get out of the house immediately

. Best way to keep them on the line is to tell them you are starting up your computer, that gets them excited. Then because it's taking so long I ask if the hackers are slowing down the start up, they think there on a winner!!
I was surprised that they went along with me for so long, there must have been about 3 of them listening as ever time they passed me onto the next victim they knew the lies I had been telling!!!
I asked the last bloke what his name was and he something like Gary Smith and I said that's funny that's my name too, I lost it and hung up and I was getting bored with their stupidity.
I'm always first to the phone with a skip until I see it's the mother in law
