Mate, we are in the middle of setting up our showroom, so just from home at the moment, well, a Post Office box really.
If you think Rain Away is good, just wait until you see our latest product..... Fart-a-Away.
If you have a selection of reading material in the crapper, and you're sick of sitting there trying to read an important article, whilst surrounded in your own filth and stench, then Fart-a-Away is for you.
Last nights 14 beers, 2 kebab's and a section of chips and nuts, can leave a nasty smell when you partake in Number 2's.
Not with Fart-a-Away, the loo with smell as fresh as "Just Cut Roses" with the magical air purifier system.
Ladies, surprise your husband and install a Fart-a-Way and no longer will your long suffering husband have to put up those ungodly smells in the loo.
No point the blokes buying one though, as well know we don't stink and you may insult the good wife if you buy her one for her birthday..... But hey, Mother's Day is coming up, so bugger it, just buy her one, wrap it and blame the kids.
But wait, there's more, buy one at twice the normal price and get an extra Fart-a-Away for free.
Fart-a-Way, bought to you by the lovely people from Rain Away...... w