You've sure circumlocuted, alright. From the AOD:

1.
a roundabout expression.
evasive talk.
2. the use of many words where fewer would do; verbosity.
But to assist with an answer to your circumlocuted question, we have an '09 Quantum. Built by Australian Off-road in Caloundra. It's travelled around 60,000 km, anywhere we've wanted to tow it. It has a combined
head/shower, single axle, pop-top and grosses at 2200 kg.
I'm guessing you might describe the price tag as lunar but one only gets what one pays for. We paid top dollar in '09 and ours is as functional and in as good condition as when we bought it, all those km ago.