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Sometimes things can't be helped....
« on: March 15, 2014, 10:33:20 PM »

We all do it and its just the body's way of adjusting itself but I think last night I nearly killed my partner, Penny. Well that's what she told me.  ;D

After a number of beers, can't remember how many, I fell into bed and settled into dreamland. I do remember hearing a noise during the night of someone gagging and feeling a mist of spray hitting me but fell back to sleep oblivious of the death and destruction I was causing.

Well the next morning. Didn't I cop it. "That was disgusting last night, I nearly died." Apparently I was snoring as well and when I stopped, another noise was heard that was followed by a vile smell that she thought smelt like something had died and was slowly rotting away.

I explained that it was not my fault but just my body expelling unwanted gases and as I was asleep I had no control. She reckons I took 5 years off her life and that she has no nose hairs left, they just melted.  ;D

A text I received this morning:

You stop snoring, inhale deep, let go a big, loud, wet f#%t and... I kid you not, just continue snoring, oblivious to the death and destruction around you... You're evil!!! I swear your laughing at me in your dreams... Animal!!! I still love ya, but chute you are rotten...

I suppose a man has to do what a man has to do.  ;D

Apparently I have to get more odour killing spray. Industrial strength stuff she reckons.  ;D

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Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2014, 10:38:19 PM »
Yup, a Dutch Oven
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2014, 11:19:53 PM »
Going by this, I reckon I have taken 50 years off my wife's life each night for the last 14 years....

No wonder she looks so youthful - she should be thanking me!
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2014, 07:43:02 AM »
Hey Mark, would you like some more onions?
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2014, 07:47:11 AM »
:cup: sounds all too familiar in my house ;D only problem is my wife is as bad as me.
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2014, 07:55:46 AM »
That's gold :cup:
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2014, 08:29:13 AM »
Yep .... have to agree with Penny here,
It's times like that in the middle of winter that you realise how little airflow there is inside the camper.
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2014, 08:30:15 AM »
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2014, 08:40:21 AM »
That's just wrong Mark.........................how could you do that to another human being  ;D .


Symon........................I'll take another serving of those onions thanks  :cup:  ;D
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2014, 09:24:12 AM »
Quote from: jk on March 16, 2014, 08:40:21 AM
That's just wrong Mark.........................how could you do that to another human being  ;D .


Symon........................I'll take another serving of those onions thanks  :cup:  ;D

I was waiting for your comments Mr JK.  Mate I have smelt some bad odours in my life but you win first prize. Mate you can strip paint, in fact I had to throw the mattress away, air the tent for weeks, burn some of my clothes and still have nightmares.  :'(

It was like a mist that would flow down from the top of the camper to my camp stretcher. You could actually see it.

For those who don't know John and I shared a camper while traveling the Gulf last year.

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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2014, 12:45:14 PM »
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2014, 01:26:53 PM »
Mrs T tells me she doesn't do it at night when asleep because one can't flatulate at night when asleep.   :angel:
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2014, 01:35:30 PM »
Women don`t fart because they don`t stop talking long enough to build up any back pressure  >:D LOL      RUN AND HIDE
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Re: Sometimes things can't be helped....
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2014, 01:46:55 PM »
Quote from: gonfishen on March 16, 2014, 01:35:30 PM
Women don`t fart because they don`t stop talking long enough to build up any back pressure  >:D LOL      RUN AND HIDE
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :cup: :cup: :cup:
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