Not today, they're not. Sardine can with wings.....
The cracks in Q might be starting to show. Plane no.1 - mechanical problems. Moved to another gate with another plane and ready to take off, captain announces, "apologies folks, but the left engine has an oil leak and the ground crew are just measuring the drips.
If more than 9 drips in 60seconds, no fly. Less than 9 drips in 60 seconds good to go.
So we went.
Bit like my old Kingswood 6.