Are you a bogan?

[Mace]

From:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/youre-a-bogan-too-just-take-this-test/story-fni0dpw6-1226629950573


1. Are you named after a car, motorbike or fashion label? eg. Mercedes, Harley, Chanel
2. Is there a bathtub, washing machine or couch in your backyard?
3. Have you ever mowed the lawn and found a car?
4. Do you think bin night is every night? (i.e. do you leave the bins out all week?)
5. Have you appeared as a neighbour from hell on A Current Affair?
6. Do you go outside to use the toilet?
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer?
8. Have you spent more money doing up your car than what you paid for it?
9. Do you wear your bathrobe outside?
10. Are thongs your primary footwear?
11. Do you have a Southern Cross tattoo?
12. Have you ever brewed your own beer?
13.Do you smoke like a chimney?
14.Have you ever been arrested without a shirt on?
15.Do you parent in public (loudly)?
16.Were any of your children the result of a conjugal visit?
17.Are you a Collingwood supporter?
18.Have you ever been in a Lowes commercial?
19.Have you ever worn the Australian flag as a cape?
20.Do you like walking through train carriages?
 
I scored 3/20. 

 

[jkwpajero]

Fortunately, 0 from 20.  But as a descendant of a second fleet convict I am close to Australian royalty   

James

[Burnsy]

2. Is there a bathtub, washing machine or couch in your backyard? bath tub, one day worm farm
6. Do you go outside to use the toilet? lots of citrus at my place
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer? my front yard is my backyard
8. Have you spent more money doing up your car than what you paid for it? covers 50% of myswag members
10. Are thongs your primary footwear? only when I don't have work boots on
12. Have you ever brewed your own beer? once was enough

6/20. 

[Swannie]

From:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/youre-a-bogan-too-just-take-this-test/story-fni0dpw6-1226629950573


1. Are you named after a car, motorbike or fashion label? eg. Mercedes, Harley, Chanel
Yep my nickname growing up was/is
2. Is there a bathtub, washing machine or couch in your backyard?
Couch
3. Have you ever mowed the lawn and found a car?
Does a kids toy car count?
4. Do you think bin night is every night? (i.e. do you leave the bins out all week?)
5. Have you appeared as a neighbour from hell on A Current Affair?
Might have been close
6. Do you go outside to use the toilet?
I have the best lemon tree in the street
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer?
Always
8. Have you spent more money doing up your car than what you paid for it?
Yep both the torrie & the cruiser will be the same
9. Do you wear your bathrobe outside?
Nah just strut around in my jocks instead
10. Are thongs your primary footwear?
Yep, but my going out thongs are a brand name pair
11. Do you have a Southern Cross tattoo?
Maybe on my left but cheek
12. Have you ever brewed your own beer?
Yep, tasted like p%#s
13.Do you smoke like a chimney?
Use to smoke a pack of Winnie blue a day
14.Have you ever been arrested without a shirt on?
15.Do you parent in public (loudly)?
I may have once or twice
16.Were any of your children the result of a conjugal visit?
Not that lucky
17.Are you a Collingwood supporter? No but the wife and kids are
18.Have you ever been in a Lowes commercial?
No but I love their Hawaiian shirts
19.Have you ever worn the Australian flag as a cape?
Actually more of a blankie after a big Australia Day 
20.Do you like walking through train carriages?
Only if I'm getting chased by ticket inspectors
 
It appears I may be 
Swannie

 

[KieranR]

6. Do you go outside to use the toilet?
Saves getting nagged about pi$$ing on the seat or floor - yes
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer?
Always - constantly
8. Have you spent more money doing up your car than what you paid for it? - yes, accessories on the ute are worth more than it
10. Are thongs your primary footwear? - double pluggas, carry 3 spare pairs in my ute for emergencies
11. Do you have a Southern Cross tattoo? - as well as the boxing kangaroo on right upper arm
12. Have you ever brewed your own beer? - for bathurst 2003
14.Have you ever been arrested without a shirt on? - yep, 2003, kicked out of strippers got in a fight with best mate, then we both took on the bouncers, all i ended up with on was jeans
19.Have you ever worn the Australian flag as a cape? - every weekend

8/20 not bad

[kylarama]

6/20

and proud of it

[olddigger]

21. Are you a police officer in Perth?

[DaveR]

I must be a tad boring then, I only scored 2.
6. Do you go outside to use the toilet? Yep, wife sends me out to "service" the citrus plants.
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer? Only place to go for piece and quiet from 3 kids, so I hide out there, sit on a garden edge and supervise the sprinkler, with a spare beer as well.

[speewa158]

Mace   this question is  :cheers:coming from a Bloke that used to live in Kelly Country & moved to Tassie

[GeoffA]

22. Do you drive a ute with alloy wheels and several lights?

(that should cover a few here.... )

I only scored 1.......shattered......

[speewa158]

22. Do you drive a ute with alloy wheels and several lights?

(that should cover a few here.... )

I only scored 1.......shattered......

That's only because their frightened of the dark  . lf you really think about it & fess up your score will improve 

[wilson79]

7 out of 20 for me!!!!

[speewa158]

7 out of 20 for me!!!!



OK but which 7 

[Jenko67]

23. Are you a nsw state of origin supporter...... 

I do wear things out but they are target not crazy Clark's..

[GeoffA]

23. Are you a nsw state of origin supporter...... 

There were some maroon clad supporters at Lorella Springs this year.
I wonder how they'd go with this quiz??

[duggie]

I only scored 4 out of the 20.

But this does prove that I can't be a bogan.

10. Are thongs your primary footwear?
I only wear boots for work, shoes when dressing up and bare feet for the rest of the time.

cheers duggie

[GeoffA]

I only scored 4 out of the 20.
.......

I reckon I could guess which 4, too......

[Jeepers Creepers]

From:

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/youre-a-bogan-too-just-take-this-test/story-fni0dpw6-1226629950573




6. Do you go outside to use the toilet?      *Now come on, who hasn't taken a pee in the yard.*
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer?        *Not everyday, but have done.*
8. Have you spent more money doing up your car than what you paid for it? *Several times, is this a trick question?*
10. Are thongs your primary footwear?  *Yes, with 100 mph race tape to fill in the holes i've worn through 'em.*
14.Have you ever been arrested without a shirt on? *Been arrested, but i was wearing a shirt, but it was for doing a skid in a V8 Commodore.*
 

5 out of 20, i must only be a part time bogan.... 

[GUEY]

8 out of 20. Not saying which are accurate though.

Although there may have been this one time that 6 and 14 happened at the same time. Does it count if it was in someone elses front yard though.

[Mallory Black]

1.   Are you named after a car, motorbike or fashion label? eg. Mercedes, Harley, Chanel Yes- Graham
3. Have you ever mowed the lawn and found a car? Yes- Matchbox Ford Capri licky the blades missed it
6. Do you go outside to use the toilet? Yes of course, I'm a camper!
7. Do you stand in your front garden and drink beer? Yes?
8. Have you spent more money doing up your car than what you paid for it? Hell YES!
9. Do you wear your bathrobe outside? Bogans have bathrobes?
12. Have you ever brewed your own beer? Does Ginger beer count?
13.Do you smoke like a chimney? Tyres
15.Do you parent in public (loudly)? Well sometimes1
6.Were any of your children the result of a conjugal visit? Sort of, Mrs used to travel a lot so one day she "visited" home and presto- 9 mths later daughter no-1